| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #413 | BURT | 45 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #116 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #54 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 8 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #86 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 5 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1148 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1121 | Crimbo fudge | 4 |
| #919 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #58 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 9 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #74 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 6 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #56 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 8 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #978 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #271 | Misty Cape | 4 |
| #290 | Misty Robe | 3 |
| #447 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 13 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #51 | Shield of Icy Fate | 9 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #180 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #90 | Sword of Dark Omens | 5 |
| #432 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 27 |
| #404 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 30 |
| #466 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 22 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #474 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #4115 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #379 | bubblin' crude | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #277 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #186 | dusty right first rear claw | 2 |
| #193 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #186 | dusty right scapula | 2 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #191 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #300 | fake plastic grass | 6 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #325 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
| #381 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #731 | hobo nickel | 180 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #22 | nanorhino credit card | 1 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #1589 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #968 | pixellated candy heart | 9 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #157 | space jam | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1518 | spectre scepter | 17 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #138 | sweet mochi ball | 12 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #158 | toe jam | 3 |
| #156 | traffic jam | 3 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #531 | useless powder | 201 |
| #122 | weremoose spit | 3 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |