| #117 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #141 | CRIMBCO wine | 50 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #40 | Five Second Energy™ | 1 |
| #85 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| #98 | GOTO | 9 |
| #96 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 57 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #33 | LOV Elixir #3 | 1 |
| #28 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1 |
| #46 | LOV Enamorang | 1 |
| #52 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #24 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #217 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 3 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #283 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 3 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #28 | Smoldering Clover™ candle | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #315 | Supernova Champagne | 12 |
| #263 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 57 |
| #257 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 57 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #34 | The Beast Within™ candle | 1 |
| #260 | Tiger-lily's milk | 2 |
| #354 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 36 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #83 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #161 | ammonite fossil | 35 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #10 | bacon bath ball | 45 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #50 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #193 | beer lens | 14 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #312 | beertini | 6 |
| #185 | belemnite fossil | 29 |
| #116 | big bundle of chamoix | 2 |
| #79 | big dribbly candle | 2 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #328 | bite-me-red lipstick | 46 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #793 | bloody beer | 3 |
| #479 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #286 | bottle of bubbles | 38 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | brick of sand | 21,883 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #497 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #295 | bucket of honey | 2 |
| #463 | can of Binarrrca | 20 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #34 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
| #52 | candy mountain oyster | 1 |
| #442 | cardboard ore | 3 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #13 | cherry | 2,513 |
| #10 | chocolate bath ball | 48 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #81 | confiscated love note | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #71 | corrupted data | 344 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #264 | dragon snaps | 2 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #217 | elven hardtack | 13 |
| #168 | elven magi-pack | 3 |
| #188 | elven medi-pack | 2 |
| #206 | elven squeeze | 16 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #32 | fake plastic grass | 49 |
| #16 | festive sausage | 98 |
| #91 | fiery wing | 109 |
| #298 | flange | 9 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #574 | fossilized limb | 9 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #621 | fossilized spike | 3 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #595 | fossilized torso | 4 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #1018 | fudgecule | 76 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1781 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #114 | ghostly body paint | 43 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #67 | grass clippings | 18 |
| #209 | half-baked potion | 5 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #13 | holiday cheese log | 98 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #11 | incense bath ball | 47 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #137 | leaf of grass | 3 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #246 | licorice root | 27 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #131 | lollipop stick | 617 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #259 | lunar isotope | 20 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #534 | martini | 2 |
| #925 | meat stack | 3 |
| #58 | motivational poster | 49 |
| #16 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 13 |
| #153 | necrotizing body spray | 60 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #202 | overcookie | 1 |
| #348 | papaya sling | 3 |
| #269 | papaya slung | 6 |
| #23 | paperclip | 1,930 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #111 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #41 | pog #01 (spider) | 24 |
| #46 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 21 |
| #40 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 26 |
| #49 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 19 |
| #40 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 25 |
| #46 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 22 |
| #39 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 25 |
| #55 | pog #08 (hellion) | 19 |
| #46 | pog #09 (pirate) | 22 |
| #41 | pog #10 (hobo) | 26 |
| #55 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 17 |
| #128 | press-on ribs | 58 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #404 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #496 | rum and cola | 2 |
| #636 | salty dog | 4 |
| #383 | salty slug | 3 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #350 | serum of sarcasm | 2 |
| #287 | sewer nuggets | 63 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #281 | smoking grass | 286 |
| #18 | space jam | 49 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #401 | spectral pickle | 30 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #114 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #709 | spring | 11 |
| #100 | squirming egg sac | 151 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #448 | strawberry daiquiri | 4 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #414 | styrofoam ore | 3 |
| #353 | sucker scaffold | 27 |
| #401 | superheated fudge | 8 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 2 |
| #14 | toe jam | 49 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #368 | tomato juice of powerful power | 2 |
| #15 | traffic jam | 49 |
| #162 | trilobite fossil | 32 |
| #70 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #1381 | vinegar | 5 |
| #383 | vodka and cranberry | 4 |
| #446 | volcanic ash | 5 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #28 | wax pancake | 1 |
| #100 | weremoose spit | 5 |
| #191 | whisker pencil | 48 |
| #312 | whiskey and cola | 6 |
| #300 | whiskey sour | 7 |
| #510 | white Canadian | 4 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #389 | white picket fence | 9 |
| #243 | wind-up meatcar | 48 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |