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| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1275 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #182 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 12 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #340 | Bonerdagon necklace | 34 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #447 | Boss Bat britches | 33 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #180 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 34 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #879 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #148 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1002 | badass belt | 54 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1241 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg | 36 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #114 | jewelry-making pliers | 4 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #990 | obsidian dagger | 17 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #643 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #225 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #420 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| 🥉 | string of blue beads | 2,256 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #422 | wrench bracelet | 7 |