| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #24 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #54 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #898 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #37 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #87 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #289 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #15 | wrench handle | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |