| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #22 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 29 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #582 | Go-Wassail | 25 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #48 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #303 | Supernova Champagne | 13 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 700 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #737 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #268 | bottle of bubbles | 42 |
| #3698 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #15 | fudgecule | 111,354 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #232 | invisible bag | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #555 | jerky coins | 32 |
| #345 | kumquartz | 18 |
| #107 | line | 976 |
| #318 | lollipop stick | 184 |
| #476 | pack of pogs | 38 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1840 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #47 | star | 2,025 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #247 | star chart | 73 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #76 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #326 | sucker scaffold | 31 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #673 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #749 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #577 | unstable DNA | 92 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #363 | wind-up meatcar | 31 |
| #211 | witch hat | 4 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |