| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1074 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #555 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 6 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1037 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #596 | delicious salad | 65 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #47 | useless powder | 11,743 |