| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1084 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #581 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1159 | ball | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1795 | candy cane | 15 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #447 | candy stake | 13 |
| #531 | canteen of wine | 50 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #217 | doll house | 26 |
| #493 | dollhive | 16 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #199 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #190 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #192 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #195 | dusty left eleventh rib | 2 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #299 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #199 | dusty left second rib | 2 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #179 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #184 | dusty right first rib | 2 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #134 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 3 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #197 | dusty right second rear claw | 2 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #189 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #198 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #191 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #806 | eggnog | 20 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #1421 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #596 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #365 | gyroscope | 8 |
| #1556 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #614 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 17 |
| #209 | nanite-infested eggnog | 21 |
| #302 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 14 |
| #246 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 17 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #582 | possessed top | 10 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2174 | sawblade fragment | 19 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #1204 | stuffed gray blob | 12 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #464 | top | 10 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #1022 | unstable DNA | 38 |
| #2329 | unstable laser battery | 18 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |