| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #197 | Amulet of Yendor | 115 |
| #110 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 7 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #53 | BGE pocket calendar | 10 |
| #363 | BGE shotglass | 19 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #547 | CRIMBCO wine | 14 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #799 | Crimbo candied pecan | 10 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #1026 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #558 | Crimbuck | 1,931 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #466 | Goodfella contract | 43 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #393 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 103 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #253 | bag of airline peanuts | 113 |
| #754 | baggie of powdered sugar | 11 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #413 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #320 | black candy heart | 32 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #419 | black-and-blue light | 102 |
| #419 | blue plasma ball | 100 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #249 | brick | 154 |
| #127 | brown crock marble | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #377 | cheap studded belt | 102 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #280 | clown hammer | 100 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #345 | cymbal syrup | 22 |
| #234 | defective skull | 103 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #382 | divine blowout | 10 |
| #439 | divine can of silly string | 5 |
| #369 | divine champagne popper | 4 |
| #476 | divine noisemaker | 3 |
| #1283 | duct tape | 12 |
| #63 | dwarvish magazine | 16 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #242 | encoder ring | 84 |
| #264 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 104 |
| #294 | fake fake vomit | 107 |
| #277 | fake hand | 99 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #390 | flavored foot massage oil | 97 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #374 | foam dart | 105 |
| #135 | fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #99 | gatorskin umbrella | 4 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #302 | goatskin umbrella | 4 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #163 | green peawee marble | 4 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #981 | hobo nickel | 38 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #252 | jazz soap | 114 |
| #258 | joybuzzer | 112 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #249 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 111 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #297 | mood ring | 35 |
| #322 | motivational poster | 13 |
| #653 | mummy wrapping | 6 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #131 | perpendicular hula | 19 |
| #259 | personal massager | 101 |
| #483 | personalized coffee mug | 105 |
| #232 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 110 |
| #236 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 121 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #952 | radium-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #575 | roasted marshmallow | 40 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1808 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #300 | rubber emo roe | 105 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #327 | slow jam collection | 13 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #469 | stick of dynamite | 2 |
| #432 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 74 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #150 | sugar sheet | 63 |
| #564 | tattered scrap of paper | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #337 | twinkly powder | 7 |
| #518 | useless powder | 214 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #339 | whoopie cushion | 93 |
| #268 | wind-up chattering teeth | 114 |
| #244 | x-ray specs | 93 |
| #304 | yellow snowcone | 110 |