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| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
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| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
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| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #224 | asbestos crossbow | 3 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #247 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 27 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #2162 | box of sunshine | 58 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #229 | chrome crossbow | 3 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #338 | cool whip | 10 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #869 | drywall axe | 11 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #982 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #876 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
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| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1591 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #216 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 15 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #54 | irradiated candy cane | 50 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #210 | oozenog | 14 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #212 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #45 | rigid carapace | 52 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1595 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
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| #172 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #166 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #441 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 16 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #503 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #673 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 25 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 24 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #534 | tiny plastic G Imp | 13 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 13 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 12 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #568 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 8 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 18 |
| #646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #727 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 10 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 15 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 15 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 18 |
| #641 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 11 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #389 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 18 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 10 |
| #477 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 15 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #575 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #450 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 35 |
| #539 | tiny plastic beanbat | 13 |
| #358 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 11 |
| #748 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #590 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 12 |
| #655 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 11 |
| #34 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 17 |
| #831 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 21 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #529 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #735 | tiny plastic demoninja | 10 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #317 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 21 |
| #47 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 15 |
| #608 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 12 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #663 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 11 |
| #536 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 13 |
| #880 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #681 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 25 |
| #405 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 39 |
| #364 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 18 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic goth giant | 16 |
| #675 | tiny plastic grue | 25 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #1006 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 18 |
| #581 | tiny plastic killer bee | 28 |
| #602 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 12 |
| #656 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 26 |
| #624 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 27 |
| #631 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 11 |
| #587 | tiny plastic mosquito | 28 |
| #45 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 16 |
| #776 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #676 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 25 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #809 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #607 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 12 |
| #534 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 13 |
| #745 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 23 |
| #854 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 9 |
| #765 | tiny plastic stab bat | 23 |
| #479 | tiny plastic star starfish | 33 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #809 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |