Burninator

RankItemQuantity
#563"DRINK ME" potion3
#786Angry Farmer candy66
#270BRAINS shorts3
#522Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler2
#496Blood Light3
#384Bone's Farm "wine"4
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#214Frogade1
🥈Fuzzby1
#1050Go-Wassail1
#613Hell ramen1
#239Hollandaise helmet19
#1676Iron Beta of Industry1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#1209Knob Goblin firecracker1
#41Knob Kitchen grab-bag9
#171Knob lo mein1
#377Knob mushroom15
#131Knoll lo mein1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#300Mesmereyes™ contact lenses3
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#243Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub295
#498Mohawk wig11
#630Penultimate Fantasy chest9
#486Silver Bullet beer2
#736Supernova Champagne1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#920Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#86Warm Subject gift certificate3,047
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
🥇all-year sucker1
#622amulet of extreme plot significance13
#2610anniversary gift box1
#163armgun21
#476awful poetry journal188
#7429badass belt1
#222banana daiquiri1
#2130barrrnacle1
#267bean burrito1
#207beer-soaked mop1
#787beertini1
#446bite-me-red lipstick13
#588black & tan1
#551black forest ham1
#633black pudding1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#259bottle of Domesticated Turkey5
#248bottle of Jorge Sinsonte5
#714bottle of bubbles1
#908bottle of tequila8
#821bottle of vodka7
#984bottle of whiskey9
#239boxed champagne5
#2709brick1
#589bronze breastplate1
#956bubbly potion1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
🥈carbonite visor1
#383chaos butterfly524
#273cherry pie1
#618clockwork key2
#870cloudy potion2
#254cocoa eggshell fragment321
#1284coconut shell1
#944cog5
🥉control crystal1
#699corrupted data2
#111creepy voodoo doll1
#314cursed scrunchie1
#963dark potion1
#468delicious noodles1
#1795delicious salad1
#2467diamond necklace2
#839disco ball22
#897disco mask15
#819disembodied brain1
#471disturbing fanfic242
#549divine blowout1
#561divine can of silly string1
#547divine noisemaker1
#336drum of pomade2
#525duct tape63
#5139easter egg balloon1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#10eye of the Tiger-lily218
#539fetid feather6
#777figurine of a cold seal3
#188figurine of a stinking seal12
#1492filthy lucre8
#794fizzy potion3
#666flaming feather4
#619flange1
#468flirtatious feather9
#445frightful feather12
#544frozen feather8
#285furry fur413
#604fuzzbump1
#4739fuzzy dice1
#408ghostly body paint6
#262giant needle221
#430glowing red eye27
#45gnauga hide150
#2776golden ring1
#1682green beer2
#862green clay bead3
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#4476grue egg2
#68gummi bowtie1
#253heavy D420
#848helmet turtle27
#2517herbal stuffing1
#204hopping socks1
#433horizontal tango1
#1001ice-cold fotie5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1070jerky coins1
#152jumping bean burrito2
#443large box6
🥈laser cannon1
#396magic whistle1
#193magilaser blastercannon17
#481margarita1
#218mariachi hat24
#667martini1
#478melted Jell-o shot1
#534metallic A42
#794mind flayer corpse2
#764murky potion3
#338necrotizing body spray21
#125nurse's hat1
#3385obsidian dagger1
#243ocarina of space9
#529ocean motion1
#1214old sweatpants25
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#419original G128
#353oversized pizza cutter17
#926pack of pogs1
#103paperclip cape1
#804pasta spoon15
#799phonics down22
#467photoprotoneutron torpedo48
#847pink clay bead4
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#2045pixellated candy heart1
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#295plot hole579
#359press-on ribs16
#2040pretty flower1
#252probability potion310
#277procrastination potion275
#778purple clay bead1
#262purple pixel pie2
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#151rave whistle49
#696ravioli hat21
#73reinforced furry underpants1
#646ridiculously huge sword10
#376ring of conflict1
#414ring of increase damage1
#1966robotronic egg1
#494roll in the hay1
#762royal jelly2
#3664rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#622salty slug1
#862saucepan27
#407sausage pizza1
#1031sawblade shield1
#590screwdriver1
#1117scrumptious reagent1
#712seal-clubbing club28
#556seal-skull helmet12
#389secret blend of herbs and spices1
🥈set of Unobtainium straps1
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#100six-rainbow shield1
#249slap and tickle10
#379slimy fermented bile bladder8
#375slimy sweetbreads7
#458small box4
#798smoky potion3
#307sorority brain3
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1065spices1
#1306spooky mushroom6
#900spring4
#990sprocket2
#889stolen accordion20
#388stone frisbee1
#320strawberry pie1
#466strawberry wine1
#183strawberry-flavored Hob-O1
#7825stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8945stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#7839stuffed astral badger2
#8955stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8983stuffed hand turkey1
#8944stuffed scary death orb1
#341sugar sheet1
#198super salad1
#498super-spiky hair gel126
#438tequila sunrise1
#344thin black candle660
#254throwing bone3
#1190tiny house27
#266tiny plastic Big Candy1
#283tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#302tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#264tiny plastic colollilossus1
#313tiny plastic trollipop1
#892tires1
#468titanium assault umbrella14
#2078toast90
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#124tropical swill1
#941turtle totem20
#183tuxedo shirt1
#895vorpal blade1
#170wad of slimy rags3
#586wang1
#360whisker pencil14
#412whiskey and soda1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#830wind-up meatcar1
#312wolf mask89
#571worthless knick-knack7

Wow, that's 9,491 items total!

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