#563 | "DRINK ME" potion | 3 |
#783 | Angry Farmer candy | 66 |
#270 | BRAINS shorts | 3 |
#520 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
#495 | Blood Light | 3 |
#383 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 4 |
#2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
#214 | Frogade | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
#613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
#235 | Hollandaise helmet | 19 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
#41 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 9 |
#168 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
#376 | Knob mushroom | 15 |
#131 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
#723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
#299 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 3 |
#1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
#243 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 295 |
#497 | Mohawk wig | 11 |
#631 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 9 |
#484 | Silver Bullet beer | 2 |
#738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
#918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
#86 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,047 |
#706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
#1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#622 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 13 |
#2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
#163 | armgun | 21 |
#477 | awful poetry journal | 188 |
#7431 | badass belt | 1 |
#220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
#2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
#267 | bean burrito | 1 |
#205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
#784 | beertini | 1 |
#446 | bite-me-red lipstick | 13 |
#589 | black & tan | 1 |
#551 | black forest ham | 1 |
#632 | black pudding | 1 |
#611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#260 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 5 |
#246 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 5 |
#712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
#907 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
#822 | bottle of vodka | 7 |
#983 | bottle of whiskey | 9 |
#239 | boxed champagne | 5 |
#2703 | brick | 1 |
#589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
#956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
#2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
#383 | chaos butterfly | 524 |
#272 | cherry pie | 1 |
#618 | clockwork key | 2 |
#868 | cloudy potion | 2 |
#253 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 321 |
#1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
#946 | cog | 5 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#696 | corrupted data | 2 |
#110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
#314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
#961 | dark potion | 1 |
#466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
#1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
#2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
#835 | disco ball | 22 |
#892 | disco mask | 15 |
#821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
#471 | disturbing fanfic | 242 |
#548 | divine blowout | 1 |
#561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
#547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
#336 | drum of pomade | 2 |
#526 | duct tape | 63 |
#5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#10 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 218 |
#539 | fetid feather | 6 |
#776 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
#190 | figurine of a stinking seal | 12 |
#1491 | filthy lucre | 8 |
#793 | fizzy potion | 3 |
#666 | flaming feather | 4 |
#620 | flange | 1 |
#467 | flirtatious feather | 9 |
#443 | frightful feather | 12 |
#544 | frozen feather | 8 |
#285 | furry fur | 413 |
#603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
#4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
#408 | ghostly body paint | 6 |
#262 | giant needle | 221 |
#430 | glowing red eye | 27 |
#45 | gnauga hide | 150 |
#2779 | golden ring | 1 |
#1683 | green beer | 2 |
#856 | green clay bead | 3 |
#595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#4471 | grue egg | 2 |
#67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
#253 | heavy D | 420 |
#842 | helmet turtle | 27 |
#2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
#204 | hopping socks | 1 |
#434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
#1000 | ice-cold fotie | 5 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
#150 | jumping bean burrito | 2 |
#442 | large box | 6 |
🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
#394 | magic whistle | 1 |
#194 | magilaser blastercannon | 17 |
#478 | margarita | 1 |
#213 | mariachi hat | 24 |
#665 | martini | 1 |
#478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
#532 | metallic A | 42 |
#792 | mind flayer corpse | 2 |
#763 | murky potion | 3 |
#338 | necrotizing body spray | 21 |
#123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
#3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
#242 | ocarina of space | 9 |
#528 | ocean motion | 1 |
#1203 | old sweatpants | 25 |
#556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#419 | original G | 128 |
#352 | oversized pizza cutter | 17 |
#928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#798 | pasta spoon | 15 |
#800 | phonics down | 22 |
#464 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 48 |
#841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
#525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
#295 | plot hole | 579 |
#359 | press-on ribs | 16 |
#2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
#252 | probability potion | 310 |
#277 | procrastination potion | 275 |
#773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
#260 | purple pixel pie | 2 |
#647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#151 | rave whistle | 49 |
#692 | ravioli hat | 21 |
#73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
#645 | ridiculously huge sword | 10 |
#376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
#415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
#1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
#493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
#762 | royal jelly | 2 |
#3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
#621 | salty slug | 1 |
#860 | saucepan | 27 |
#407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
#1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
#588 | screwdriver | 1 |
#1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
#708 | seal-clubbing club | 28 |
#553 | seal-skull helmet | 12 |
#387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
#100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
#249 | slap and tickle | 10 |
#379 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 8 |
#376 | slimy sweetbreads | 7 |
#459 | small box | 4 |
#798 | smoky potion | 3 |
#307 | sorority brain | 3 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#1062 | spices | 1 |
#1309 | spooky mushroom | 6 |
#901 | spring | 4 |
#992 | sprocket | 2 |
#881 | stolen accordion | 20 |
#387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
#320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
#463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
#180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
#7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
#8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
#8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
#7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
#8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
#8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
#338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
#199 | super salad | 1 |
#498 | super-spiky hair gel | 126 |
#436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
#344 | thin black candle | 660 |
#254 | throwing bone | 3 |
#1191 | tiny house | 27 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#896 | tires | 1 |
#466 | titanium assault umbrella | 14 |
#2069 | toast | 90 |
#2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
#2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
#124 | tropical swill | 1 |
#936 | turtle totem | 20 |
#183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
#894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
#169 | wad of slimy rags | 3 |
#585 | wang | 1 |
#359 | whisker pencil | 14 |
#411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
#870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
#830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
#311 | wolf mask | 89 |
#569 | worthless knick-knack | 7 |