| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #195 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #860 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #7 | Agent Mauve | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #15 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 15 |
| #34 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 4 |
| #181 | Ancient Saucehelm | 10 |
| #184 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #19 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #346 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #49 | BURT | 540 |
| #180 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #40 | Barney's rake | 9 |
| #68 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 7 |
| #125 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 68 |
| #28 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 57 |
| #446 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bastille Battalion control rig | 1 |
| #70 | Beach Buck | 120 |
| #163 | Belt of Howling Anger | 2 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #276 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #15 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 19 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #661 | Bonerdagon necklace | 17 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #43 | Boss Bat bling | 67 |
| #694 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1392 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #19 | CSA fire-starting kit | 911 |
| #32 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #18 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 7 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #27 | Clara's bell | 27 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #121 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| #99 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 51 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #84 | Coinspiracy | 40 |
| #201 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #16 | Cold One | 1,050 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #70 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #534 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #188 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #856 | Crimbuck | 903 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #24 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 7 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #240 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #6 | Dragonscale breastplate | 3 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 1 |
| #74 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 3 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 2 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #82 | Drowsy Sword | 169 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #6 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #6 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 3 |
| #244 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 9 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #60 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #59 | El Vibrato restraints | 6 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #39 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 3 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Essence of Bear | 1 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #11 | FDKOL tattoo | 8 |
| #40 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 5 |
| #56 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 25 |
| #59 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 28 |
| #83 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 22 |
| #36 | FantasyRealm key | 2 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm mead | 1 |
| #11 | FantasyRealm turkey leg | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #30 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 5 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #179 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #124 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #65 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 29 |
| #39 | Glenn's golden dice | 3 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #117 | Goodfella contract | 462 |
| #26 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 29 |
| #171 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 6 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #6 | Great Wolf's headband | 3 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #153 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #31 | Green Clover of Justice | 41 |
| #40 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr shoes | 1 |
| 🥉 | Guzzlr souvenir stein | 1 |
| #36 | Guzzlrbuck | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #157 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #315 | Instant Karma | 26 |
| #717 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #375 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #199 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #214 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #15 | Lavalos's shell | 6 |
| #14 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 9 |
| #214 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #24 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #115 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 170 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #172 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
| #287 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 12 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #6 | Master Thief's utility belt | 3 |
| #26 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #24 | Mayoflex | 2 |
| #20 | Mayonex | 6 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 2 |
| #6 | Mayostat | 64 |
| #23 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #21 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 7 |
| #575 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin dragnet | 2 |
| #16 | Mer-kin facecowl | 2 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 7 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #16 | Mer-kin switchblade | 2 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #7 | Merc Core deployment orders | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #25 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 6 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #77 | My First Art of War | 10 |
| #67 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #177 | Newman's Own Trousers | 6 |
| #450 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 13 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #165 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #18 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 8 |
| #24 | Pener's drumstick | 4 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #236 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #56 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #39 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 4 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #13 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #10 | Red Roger's red left foot | 10 |
| #13 | Red Roger's red left hand | 8 |
| #14 | Red Roger's red right foot | 5 |
| #11 | Red Roger's red right hand | 10 |
| #127 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #92 | Rubee™ | 2 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #240 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #236 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #23 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 7 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #4 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #145 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #153 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 3 |
| 🥈 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #65 | Spacegate Research | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #5 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #59 | Stephen's lab coat | 3 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #89 | Sword of Dark Omens | 5 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #14 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 25 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #6 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #295 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #7 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 3 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 7 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 9 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #892 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #647 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #802 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #404 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 7 |
| #1257 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #933 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 13 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #16 | UV monocular | 6 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #4 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 2 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #37 | Volcoino | 25 |
| #134 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 2 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #22 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #251 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #201 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 14 |
| #10 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 39 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #61 | aerated diving helmet | 4 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #33 | alien plant fibers | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #25 | alien toenails | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #22 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #92 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| #6 | anger blaster | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker beard | 3 |
| #16 | antique nutcracker boots | 3 |
| #25 | antique nutcracker cape | 2 |
| #15 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 2 |
| #15 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 2 |
| #16 | antique nutcracker hat | 3 |
| #14 | antique nutcracker pants | 3 |
| #13 | antique nutcracker sword | 3 |
| #10 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 5 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #23 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #8 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #85 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #155 | badass belt | 187 |
| 🥈 | bag of random words | 1,234 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #105 | ballast turtle | 6 |
| #10 | balsam barrel | 1 |
| #136 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #21 | bark beret | 2 |
| #21 | bark boxers | 2 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #64 | barnacled barrel | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #151 | batskin belt | 8 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #36 | bauxite beret | 13 |
| #22 | bauxite bow-tie | 18 |
| #32 | bauxite boxers | 11 |
| #38 | beer-scented teddy bear | 40 |
| #5 | belt of Ogrekind | 3 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #36 | big glob of skin | 6 |
| #73 | big tun | 1 |
| #7 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #30 | bit of clingfilm | 69 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #51 | black slime glob | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #29 | body spradium | 39 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #76 | booze-soaked cherry | 9 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #99 | bottle of goofballs | 205 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #42 | bowl of topioca | 1 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #9 | broken El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #76 | buffalo dime | 2 |
| #36 | bugbear detector | 3 |
| #111 | bunny liver | 90 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #296 | burst hellseal brain | 19 |
| #4 | can of Swiller | 3,000 |
| #11 | can-you-dig-it? | 13 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #9 | clingfilm cap | 2 |
| #11 | clingfilm slippers | 2 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #11 | clingfilm trousers | 2 |
| #26 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #45 | comfy pillow | 17 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| #28 | compounded experience | 30 |
| #7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #59 | cop dollar | 19 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #6 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #5 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #5 | crude oil congealer | 1 |
| #80 | crumbling rat skull | 8 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #8 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #100 | delectable catalyst | 7 |
| #43 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #20 | demon makeup kit | 4 |
| #147 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 5 |
| #15 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| 🥉 | dice ring | 2 |
| 🥉 | dice sunglasses | 2 |
| #4 | dice-print do-rag | 2 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #74 | disintegrating barrel | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #9 | donated booze | 1,667 |
| #6 | donated candy | 1,667 |
| #10 | donated food | 1,667 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #28 | double-ice britches | 8 |
| #60 | double-ice cap | 8 |
| #4 | doubt cannon | 5 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy shield | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #323 | duct tape | 120 |
| #32 | duct tape buckler | 2 |
| #43 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #31 | duct tape fedora | 2 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #41 | duct tape sword | 3 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #38 | dungeon dragon chest | 1 |
| 🥇 | dusty animal cranium | 250 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #72 | dusty barrel | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #172 | easter egg balloon | 94 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #9 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #39 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2,728 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #195 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #36 | eternal car battery | 5 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #10 | fascinating alien plant sample | 1 |
| #107 | fat loot token | 40 |
| #5 | fear condenser | 4 |
| #10 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #424 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #250 | figurine of a cold seal | 25 |
| #98 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 3 |
| #209 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 6 |
| #84 | figurine of a sleek seal | 25 |
| #171 | figurine of a slippery seal | 10 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #87 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 14 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #87 | figurine of an armored seal | 4 |
| #1351 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #41 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #505 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #99 | frost-rimed seal hide | 6 |
| #123 | fustulent seal grulch | 3 |
| #83 | fuzzy busby | 36 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #63 | fuzzy earmuffs | 44 |
| #108 | fuzzy montera | 26 |
| #19 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #19 | gearbox necklace | 24 |
| #52 | genie's bracers | 3 |
| #84 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #68 | genie's scimitar | 2 |
| #65 | genie's turbane | 2 |
| #101 | ghost of a necklace | 63 |
| #44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #39 | giant marshmallow | 13 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #108 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 8 |
| #16 | ginger beer | 1 |
| #25 | gingerbread gavel | 4 |
| #10 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #9 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass gnoll eye | 100 |
| #36 | glass of raw eggs | 16 |
| #5 | glass slipper | 14 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #106 | gold wedding ring | 95 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #75 | government requisition form | 13 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| #9 | grease cannon | 4 |
| #12 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #44 | green slime glob | 29 |
| #5 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #468 | grue egg | 56 |
| #378 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
| #7 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #62 | hand-carved bokken | 2 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #167 | handful of confetti | 180 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #5 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #11 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #312 | heart of the volcano | 23 |
| 🥇 | hewn moon-rune spoon | 1 |
| #21 | high-end ginger wine | 1 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #25 | hobo nickel | 9,000 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #78 | hyperinflated seal lung | 8 |
| #78 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 6 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #12 | industrial frosting | 2 |
| 🥈 | infinite BACON machine | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #98 | ingot of seal-iron | 3 |
| #20 | intricate clockwork big hand | 1 |
| #18 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 2 |
| #7 | intricate clockwork cuckoo | 1 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #16 | intricate clockwork little hand | 1 |
| #15 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral II | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral III | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IV | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IX | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral V | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VI | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VII | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VIII | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral X | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral XI | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral XII | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #14 | labrador cookie | 7 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #205 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #6 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 3 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #25 | little deuce cape | 4 |
| #87 | little firkin | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #19 | love | 5 |
| #74 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #6 | lucky gold ring | 1 |
| #468 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #18 | magical sausage | 800 |
| #66 | magical sausage casing | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #15 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #73 | memory of a C | 18 |
| #48 | memory of a CA base pair | 2 |
| #34 | memory of a CG base pair | 4 |
| #26 | memory of a CT base pair | 4 |
| #83 | memory of a G | 18 |
| #22 | memory of a GT base pair | 6 |
| #71 | memory of a T | 19 |
| #71 | memory of an A | 17 |
| #40 | memory of an AG base pair | 3 |
| #26 | memory of an AT base pair | 10 |
| #171 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 6 |
| #44 | meteorb | 1 |
| #53 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #32 | mime army challenge coin | 2 |
| #17 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #16 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #4 | miniature deck cannon | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #65 | moist barrel | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #10 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #908 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #66 | mouldering barrel | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #58 | mutant arm | 1 |
| #9 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #313 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #6 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #76 | normal barrel | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #6 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 3 |
| #18 | numberwang | 1 |
| #75 | obsidian dagger | 106 |
| #92 | odd silver coin | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #188 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #320 | old sweatpants | 233 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #54 | orange slime glob | 1 |
| #5 | ornamental sextant | 6 |
| #93 | ornate picture frame | 33 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #92 | oyster egg balloon | 3 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #5 | papier-mâché base | 1 |
| #4 | papier-mâché bowl | 1 |
| #49 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâché handle | 1 |
| #4 | papier-mâché plaque | 1 |
| #21 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâché trophy piñata | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #73 | paranormal ricotta | 7 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #191 | peppermint tailings | 100 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #15 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #23 | pig-iron bracers | 5 |
| #28 | pig-iron helm | 5 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #12 | pile of useless robot parts | 126 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #55 | pint of sweat | 11 |
| #6 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| #5 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #32 | pixel morning star | 2 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #6 | polyester pad | 2 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #6 | polyester parachute | 2 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #10 | porcelain powder | 1 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #8 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #120 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #132 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #125 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #113 | psychic's pslacks | 2 |
| #32 | punch-drunk punch | 31 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 15 |
| #105 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #22 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 19 |
| #7 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #1108 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #9 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #161 | reflection of a map | 3 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #4 | regret hose | 5 |
| #12 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #8 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #48 | replica bat-oomerang | 12 |
| #112 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #65 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #16 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #67 | rotting barrel | 1 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #127 | rusty chain necklace | 28 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #365 | s'more | 9 |
| #260 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #4 | sausage golem | 5 |
| #194 | sawblade shield | 18 |
| #15 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #78 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #122 | scrap of shadow | 2 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| 🥇 | sea-worn candlestick | 1 |
| #94 | seal lube | 4 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #119 | seal-blubber candle | 43 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #161 | sealhide seal doll | 9 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #80 | secret from the future | 2 |
| #44 | severed flipper | 5 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #12 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #21 | shimmering tendrils | 18 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #344 | shredded hellseal hide | 12 |
| #7 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #7 | signal receiver | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #73 | single atom | 96 |
| #105 | sizzling seal fat | 3 |
| #68 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #177 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #6 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #7 | slime fedora | 1 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #22 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #13 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #11 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #32 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #9 | small golem | 5 |
| #16 | smoking talon | 3 |
| #8 | smooth velvet hanky | 2 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #6 | smooth velvet pants | 2 |
| #8 | smooth velvet pocket square | 2 |
| #10 | smooth velvet shirt | 2 |
| #8 | smooth velvet socks | 2 |
| #55 | snake skin | 5 |
| #8 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #78 | spaghetti breakfast | 9 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #30 | spant spear | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #26 | spare chocolate parts | 1 |
| #18 | spark plug earring | 23 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #24 | special edition Batfellow comic | 209 |
| #152 | spectre scepter | 170 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #77 | sponge cake | 11 |
| #80 | sprinkles | 462 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #8 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #14 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #540 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3115 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3072 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3135 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #75 | sugar chapeau | 3 |
| #10 | sugar raygun | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #79 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #139 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #60 | tainted seal's blood | 7 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #6 | the Archwizard's briefs | 3 |
| #5 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 3 |
| #10 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #36 | topiary skunk | 2 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #276 | torn hellseal sinew | 18 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #23 | toxo | 1 |
| #80 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #29 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #31 | unfinished ice sculpture | 1 |
| #445 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #124 | vampire glitter | 4 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #56 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 122 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #176 | wand of pigification | 3 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #43 | water-polo cap | 7 |
| #61 | water-polo mitt | 2 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #75 | weathered barrel | 1 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #6 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #13 | white Dreadsylvanian | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #126 | white money bag | 2 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #11 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #146 | wine-soaked bone chips | 7 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #40 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 2 |
| #4 | wormwood wedding ring | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #30 | woven baling wire bracelets | 18 |
| 🥈 | wreath of laurels | 850 |
| #122 | wrench bracelet | 28 |
| #191 | wumpus hair | 10 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #7 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 2 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| 🥈 | wumpus-hair sweater | 13 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair whip | 2 |
| #6 | wumpus-hair wig | 2 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |