| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #161 | Belt of Howling Anger | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #222 | Elf Guard MPC | 36 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #459 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 3 |
| #444 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #49 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1,299 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #147 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #36 | deadly lampshade | 15 |
| #298 | donated booze | 22 |
| #279 | donated candy | 24 |
| #313 | donated food | 19 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #83 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #219 | multi-level marzipan | 2 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #172 | old sweatpants | 395 |
| #331 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #113 | pile of useless robot parts | 11 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |