| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #118 | BURT | 268 |
| #520 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #233 | CRIMBCO mug | 63 |
| #103 | CRIMBCO wine | 63 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1740 | Crimbuck | 96 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #227 | FDKOL commendation | 2,731 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #262 | Go-Wassail | 74 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 2 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #100 | Schrödinger's thermos | 377 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #200 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 66 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #19 | bacon bath ball | 30 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #473 | bananagate | 11 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #391 | belemnite fossil | 11 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #156 | blank fudge mold | 3 |
| #120 | blind-packed capsule toy | 156 |
| #305 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 12 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #144 | bottle of bubbles | 83 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #45 | bubble-wrap simulator | 36 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #21 | chocolate bath ball | 29 |
| #427 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #59 | drop of water-37 | 248 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #32 | festive sausage | 66 |
| #123 | fiery wing | 73 |
| #841 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #571 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #123 | foetid seal tear | 51 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #85 | fossilized baboon skull | 8 |
| #56 | fossilized bat skull | 12 |
| #74 | fossilized demon skull | 8 |
| #77 | fossilized limb | 146 |
| #88 | fossilized serpent skull | 10 |
| #112 | fossilized spider skull | 5 |
| #81 | fossilized spike | 59 |
| #44 | fossilized spine | 43 |
| #137 | fossilized torso | 47 |
| #62 | fossilized wing | 61 |
| #68 | fossilized wyrm skull | 11 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #147 | fudgecule | 16,792 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #62 | green drunki-bear | 14 |
| #376 | green gummi ingot | 82 |
| #13 | gummi ammonite | 18 |
| #17 | gummi belemnite | 15 |
| #27 | gummi trilobite | 10 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #31 | holiday cheese log | 64 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #21 | incense bath ball | 33 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #317 | jerky coins | 66 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #348 | lollipop stick | 159 |
| #9 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 7 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #85 | molten brick | 158 |
| #126 | motivational poster | 27 |
| #208 | mulled cider | 9 |
| #695 | mummy costume | 7 |
| #37 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #263 | pack of pogs | 74 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #290 | pearidot | 23 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #761 | petrified wood | 7 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #367 | portable photocopier | 19 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #190 | quantum taco | 183 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #66 | red drunki-bear | 13 |
| #375 | red gummi ingot | 82 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #314 | seal-blubber candle | 7 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #200 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
| #98 | smoking grass | 909 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #995 | spectre scepter | 31 |
| #590 | spooky sap | 13 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #330 | strawberyl | 21 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #450 | superheated fudge | 6 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #400 | tourmalime | 15 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #517 | trilobite fossil | 7 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #523 | unstable DNA | 100 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #270 | volcanic ash | 17 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #25 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 6 |
| #183 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 35 |
| #68 | warbear auto-anvil | 3 |
| #109 | warbear beeping telegram | 11 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #73 | warbear chemistry lab | 3 |
| #144 | warbear drone assembler | 4 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #149 | warbear empathy chip | 4 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #54 | warbear exhaust manifold | 4 |
| #22 | warbear exo-arm | 8 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #37 | warbear foil hat | 5 |
| #76 | warbear gyrocopter | 11 |
| #101 | warbear helm fragment | 69 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| #27 | warbear induction oven | 4 |
| #32 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 5 |
| #55 | warbear laser beacon | 4 |
| #52 | warbear metalworking primer | 18 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #40 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 20 |
| #68 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 17 |
| #75 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 14 |
| #109 | warbear soda machine assembler | 5 |
| #106 | warbear trouser fragment | 65 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #254 | wind-up meatcar | 46 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #859 | wolfman mask | 4 |
| #357 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #75 | yellow drunki-bear | 10 |
| #374 | yellow gummi ingot | 82 |