| #845 | BGE shotglass | 9 |
| #176 | BURT | 167 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #441 | black plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #648 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #594 | blue plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #712 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #362 | blue striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1300 | brick | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #256 | dwarf bread | 18 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #350 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #291 | funky dried mushroom | 28 |
| #469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #357 | mauve striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #193 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #171 | pile of dusty animal bones | 55 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #228 | red striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #264 | torn hellseal sinew | 19 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #440 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #183 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 26 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |