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| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #177 | Daffy Taffy | 190 |
| #156 | Frosty's frosty mug | 11 |
| #175 | Hodgman's blanket | 8 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #135 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 11 |
| #1255 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 31 |
| #234 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 6 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #517 | Rock Pops | 103 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #143 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 8 |
| #108 | asbestos crossbow string | 2 |
| #100 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #82 | asbestos sword hilt | 4 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #24 | beholed bedsheet | 19 |
| #669 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #154 | black spot | 5 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #56 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 63 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | blue plastic baby | 116 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #24 | brown plastic baby | 35 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #318 | canteen of wine | 83 |
| #47 | cheap elven gloves | 50 |
| #171 | chocolate filthy lucre | 53 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #87 | chrome sword hilt | 3 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #142 | corncob pipe | 11 |
| #151 | cup of infinite pencils | 10 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #1424 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #30 | dull fish scale | 613 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #26 | eel battery | 27 |
| #108 | elven limbos gingerbread | 90 |
| #222 | elven moonshine | 52 |
| #107 | elven socks | 31 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #198 | extra-greasy slider | 12 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #68 | festive holiday hat | 43 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #189 | flamin' bindle | 4 |
| #336 | foam dart | 137 |
| #101 | frayed rope belt | 13 |
| #159 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #77 | ghuol egg quiche | 34 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #53 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 44 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #153 | gray bow tie | 39 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #29 | imitation crab meat | 211 |
| #25 | interesting-looking twig | 440 |
| #50 | invisible bag | 12 |
| #99 | irradiated candy cane | 30 |
| #27 | jamfish jam | 50 |
| #157 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 14 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #572 | knuckle sandwich | 36 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #443 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #21 | lihc eye pie | 326 |
| #67 | linoleum crossbow string | 3 |
| #89 | linoleum stick | 2 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #27 | little round pebble | 51 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #107 | lucky bottlecap | 14 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #52 | oozenog | 34 |
| #122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #89 | panhandle panhandling hat | 16 |
| #309 | patent leather shoes | 22 |
| #171 | penguin thesaurus | 38 |
| #409 | personalized coffee mug | 146 |
| #212 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #31 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #47 | prismatic wad | 558 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #31 | pufferfish spine | 42 |
| #27 | pulsing flesh | 57 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #152 | rigid carapace | 21 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #34 | rough fish scale | 87 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #51 | sea honeydew | 9 |
| #56 | sea salt crystal | 13 |
| #33 | seaweed | 41 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #476 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 55 |
| #239 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #39 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 13 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #41 | third-hand nunchaku | 12 |
| #42 | throbbing rage gland | 6 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 9 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 9 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #94 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 9 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 9 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #237 | toothbrush | 5 |
| #30 | twitching claw | 70 |
| #557 | unstable DNA | 96 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #25 | witch hat | 19 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |