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| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #178 | Daffy Taffy | 190 |
| #156 | Frosty's frosty mug | 11 |
| #176 | Hodgman's blanket | 8 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #135 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 11 |
| #1254 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 31 |
| #232 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 6 |
| #945 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #518 | Rock Pops | 103 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #143 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 8 |
| #112 | asbestos crossbow string | 2 |
| #108 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #86 | asbestos sword hilt | 4 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #24 | beholed bedsheet | 19 |
| #666 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #156 | black spot | 5 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #57 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 63 |
| #1104 | blood flower | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | blue plastic baby | 116 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #25 | brown plastic baby | 35 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #318 | canteen of wine | 83 |
| #47 | cheap elven gloves | 50 |
| #171 | chocolate filthy lucre | 53 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #169 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #90 | chrome sword hilt | 3 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #142 | corncob pipe | 11 |
| #151 | cup of infinite pencils | 10 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #30 | dull fish scale | 613 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #27 | eel battery | 27 |
| #108 | elven limbos gingerbread | 90 |
| #221 | elven moonshine | 52 |
| #107 | elven socks | 31 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #927 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #198 | extra-greasy slider | 12 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #67 | festive holiday hat | 43 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #191 | flamin' bindle | 4 |
| #336 | foam dart | 137 |
| #101 | frayed rope belt | 13 |
| #158 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #210 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #78 | ghuol egg quiche | 34 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #53 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 44 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #152 | gray bow tie | 39 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #29 | imitation crab meat | 211 |
| #26 | interesting-looking twig | 440 |
| #50 | invisible bag | 12 |
| #100 | irradiated candy cane | 30 |
| #27 | jamfish jam | 50 |
| #159 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 14 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #572 | knuckle sandwich | 36 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #442 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #22 | lihc eye pie | 326 |
| #68 | linoleum crossbow string | 3 |
| #91 | linoleum stick | 2 |
| #128 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #27 | little round pebble | 51 |
| #380 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #107 | lucky bottlecap | 14 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #52 | oozenog | 34 |
| #121 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #90 | panhandle panhandling hat | 16 |
| #308 | patent leather shoes | 22 |
| #171 | penguin thesaurus | 38 |
| #408 | personalized coffee mug | 146 |
| #215 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #31 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #47 | prismatic wad | 558 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #31 | pufferfish spine | 42 |
| #27 | pulsing flesh | 57 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #152 | rigid carapace | 21 |
| #1172 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #34 | rough fish scale | 87 |
| #968 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #52 | sea honeydew | 9 |
| #58 | sea salt crystal | 13 |
| #33 | seaweed | 41 |
| #131 | sinister altar fragment | 3 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #306 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #475 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 55 |
| #238 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #39 | temporary teardrop tattoo | 13 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #44 | third-hand nunchaku | 12 |
| #42 | throbbing rage gland | 6 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 9 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 9 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #94 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 9 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 9 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #710 | tooth | 5 |
| #236 | toothbrush | 5 |
| #30 | twitching claw | 70 |
| #556 | unstable DNA | 96 |
| #392 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #26 | witch hat | 19 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |