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| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2558 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #472 | Schrödinger's thermos | 26 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #325 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 3 |
| #479 | commemorative war stein | 19 |
| #379 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #209 | facehugging alien | 2 |
| #322 | fancy seashell necklace | 12 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #1019 | fudgecule | 78 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #235 | herb brownies | 138 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1019 | jar of swamp gas | 7 |
| #565 | killing feather | 57 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #335 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #804 | pool cue | 3 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #718 | rogue swarmer | 63 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade fragment | 48 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #299 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 58 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1873 | toast | 125 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1050 | unstable DNA | 36 |
| #785 | unstable laser battery | 52 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |