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| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #471 | Schrödinger's thermos | 26 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #323 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 3 |
| #474 | commemorative war stein | 19 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #206 | facehugging alien | 2 |
| #321 | fancy seashell necklace | 12 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #1016 | fudgecule | 78 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #235 | herb brownies | 138 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1019 | jar of swamp gas | 7 |
| #565 | killing feather | 57 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #801 | pool cue | 3 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #717 | rogue swarmer | 63 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade fragment | 48 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #299 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 58 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1870 | toast | 125 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1051 | unstable DNA | 36 |
| #785 | unstable laser battery | 52 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |