| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 20 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #183 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 25 |
| #630 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #20 | intricate clockwork big hand | 1 |
| #18 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 2 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |