Museum :: Antfattener

Antfattener

Rank	Item	Quantity
#88	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	17
#574	1-ball	7
#143	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	83
#1049	2-ball	2
#674	3-ball	5
#1081	33398 scroll	2
#1112	4-ball	2
#581	5-ball	6
#220	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	15
#526	7-ball	8
#521	8-ball	42
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#127	Ancient Saucehelm	12
#501	Angry Farmer candy	157
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#567	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	21
#59	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	33
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#85	Boris's key lime	9
#203	Boris's key lime pie	5
#924	Boris's ring	1
#416	Boss Bat bling	8
#321	Boss Bat britches	43
#238	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	40
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#597	Cloaca grenade	24
#889	Cloaca-Cola	20
#722	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#148	Codpiece of the Goblin King	40
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#22	Crown of the Goblin King	530
#548	Daffy Taffy	54
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#198	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#20	Dolphin King's crown	247
#232	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	44
#16	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	368
#701	Drowsy Sword	24
#629	Dyspepsi grenade	19
#418	Dyspepsi-Cola	152
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#436	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#219	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#264	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#52	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#470	Elmley shades	1
#309	Ent cider	27
#397	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	18
#61	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	20
#756	Feynman gate	11
#194	Frat Army FGF	24
#106	Frogade	5
#369	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#210	Gaia beads	17
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#134	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	16
#104	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#125	Gnollish flyswatter	26
#227	Gnollish pie server	9
#170	Gnollish pie tin	30
#94	Gnollish plunger	31
#148	Gnollish slotted spoon	14
#133	Gnollish toolbox	53
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#894	Green Clover of Justice	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#134	Hell ramen	50
#557	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#263	Imp Ale	791
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#74	Jarlsberg's key lime	10
#172	Jolly Roger charrrm	28
#263	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	39
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#71	Knob Goblin elite helm	98
#83	Knob Goblin elite pants	89
#60	Knob Goblin elite polearm	107
#77	Knob Goblin elite shirt	102
#1013	Knob Goblin firecracker	3
#119	Knob Goblin harem pants	58
#105	Knob Goblin harem veil	61
#135	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#102	Knob Goblin love potion	174
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#141	Knob Goblin melon baller	22
#120	Knob Goblin nasal spray	9
#243	Knob Goblin pants	61
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#251	Knob Goblin scimitar	55
#275	Knob Goblin seltzer	62
#104	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#265	Knob Goblin spatula	39
#98	Knob Goblin steroids	171
#28	Knob Goblin stink bomb	79
#268	Knob Goblin superseltzer	26
#229	Knob Goblin tongs	81
#103	Knob Goblin visor	103
#195	Knob mushroom	62
#243	Knob sausage	24
#101	Knob stroganoff	4
#159	Knob stuffed shells	9
#138	Knoll mushroom	100
#292	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
#481	LED block	2
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#1139	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	22
#161	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	67
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#1201	M-242	1
#150	Mad Train wine	742
#401	Manetwich	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#21	Meat maid body	43
#279	Meleegra™ pills	36
#198	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	428
#92	Mob Penguin cellular phone	243
#137	Mohawk wig	99
#371	Monstar energy beverage	8
#209	Mountain Stream soda	160
#847	Mr. Mediocrebar	58
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#402	Now and Earlier	7
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#521	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#117	Orcish baseball cap	41
#261	Orcish cargo shorts	11
#217	Orcish frat-paddle	15
#107	Orcish meat locker	5
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#338	Penultimate Fantasy chest	55
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#168	Pine-Fresh air freshener	22
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#292	Ram's Face Lager	105
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#1081	Rock Pops	41
#239	Scalp of Gorgolok	10
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#362	Snow Queen Crown	6
#185	Spam Witch sammich	286
#163	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
#972	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	4
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#48	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	3
#34	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	8
#57	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	4
#317	Supernova Champagne	12
#292	Swabbie™ swab	8
#1056	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	20
#346	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	9
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#354	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1026	Time Juice	6
#197	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	25
#214	Trollhouse cookies	223
#706	Typical Tavern swill	2
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1527	Valentine	6
#155	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,261
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#168	Ye Olde Meade	2
#1150	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#626	Yummy Tummy bean	313
#379	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#278	a butt tuba	2
#151	a little sump'm sump'm	26
#308	abominable snowcone	50
#164	accidental cider	12
#210	acid-squirting flower	20
#394	acoustic guitarrr	9
#822	adder bladder	1
#198	all-purpose cleaner	46
#144	amulet of extreme plot significance	113
#146	ancient frozen dinner	17
#211	ancient protein powder	26
#125	ancient spice	31
#1007	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#184	ancient vinyl coin purse	39
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#1127	anniversary gift box	4
#488	annoying pitchfork	5
#188	ant agonist	18
#272	ant hoe	1
#128	ant pick	3
#115	anticheese	117
#542	antique greaves	6
#294	antique helmet	26
#163	antique machete	2
#232	antique packet of ketchup	7
#744	antique shield	2
#424	antique spear	12
#279	armgun	7
🥇	around the world	20,000
#176	arrrgyle socks	16
#158	artisanal limoncello	3
#241	asbestos apron	4
#79	asbestos crossbow	9
#206	asbestos ore	35
#61	asbestos staff	8
#150	asbestos sword	5
#86	asparagus knife	115
#451	aspirin	2
#263	asshat	7
#217	awful poetry journal	777
#68	bätzle	47
#329	baby killer bee	31
#102	backwoods screwdriver	16
#290	baconstone	27
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#592	badass belt	82
#138	bag of Cheat-Os	113
#504	bag of lard	2
#294	balaclava	2
#407	balaclava baklava	5
#2044	ball	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#140	balloon monkey	12
#227	ballroom blintz	20
#435	banana peel	5
#130	bar skin	112
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#325	barrrnacle	49
#245	barskin hat	2
#75	barskin tent	5
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#131	bat guano	149
#143	bat wing	138
#117	bat wing kabob	4
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#204	batblade	18
#230	batgut	148
#114	battered hubcap	5
#158	beach glass bead	46
#153	beach glass necklace	3
#168	beanbag chair	3
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#162	bed of coals	5
#138	beer basted brat	1
#209	beer bong	13
#231	beer helmet	24
#725	beer lens	1
#148	beertini	14
#85	bejeweled accordion strap	3
#301	bejeweled pledge pin	14
#525	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#172	big boom	10
#182	big red clown nose	49
#292	bilge wine	63
#51	bindle of joy	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#232	black Crimbo ball	1
#370	black greaves	5
#111	black helmet	33
#68	black label	20
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#203	black pension check	35
#141	black picnic basket	14
#183	black pixel	199
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#131	black sheepskin diploma	2
#399	black shield	4
#661	black snake skin	3
#966	black striped oyster egg	5
#437	black sword	4
#258	blackberry	48
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#47	blended frozen swill	9
#533	blood flower	12
#30	blood of the Wereseal	95
#168	bloody beer	170
#169	bloody clown pants	48
#621	bloody mary	1
#325	blue class ring	9
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#305	blue pixel	234
#240	blue pixel potion	4
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#156	boilermaker	3
#294	booty chest charrrm	22
#253	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	5
#307	bottle of Definit	2
#259	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5
#194	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	10
#267	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	4
#238	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	27
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#203	bottle of alcohol	19
#466	bottle of antifreeze	2
#280	bottle of cooking sherry	5
#103	bottle of gin	443
#211	bottle of goofballs	104
#86	bottle of laundry sherry	9
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#176	bottle of popskull	14
#298	bottle of rum	200
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#284	bottle of tequila	100
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#163	bottle of vodka	201
#239	bottle of whiskey	200
#81	bottle opener belt buckle	71
#436	bow	1
#231	bowl of cottage cheese	118
#296	bowl of fishysoisse	3
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#170	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1053	box	1
#5534	box of sunshine	5
#132	boxed champagne	17
#392	boxed wine	57
#318	brass stinger	1
#159	bread pie	1
#301	briefcase	19
#269	broken skull	79
#625	broken sword	1
#194	bronze breastplate	9
#108	brown felt tophat	10
#108	brown paper bag mask	3
#418	brown sugar cane	6
#249	buckler buckle	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#199	bugbear beanie	40
#169	bugbear bungguard	41
#409	bullet-proof corduroys	5
#127	bum cheek	164
#296	bunch of square grapes	11
#347	cactus fruit	4
#210	calle de miel	8
#38	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	23
#259	can of Red Minotaur	17
#545	can of fake snow	1
#146	can of maces	8
#269	can of spinach	8
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1023	candied yams	8
#346	candy brain	10
#4788	candy cane	1
#3109	candy stake	2
#147	canopic jar	76
#618	capacitor relay	16
#636	carbon nanotube frame	16
#221	cardboard katana	2
#609	cardboard ore	1
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#249	carob chunk cookies	10
#434	carob chunk noodles	3
#230	carob chunks	31
#180	casino pass	21
#522	cast	22
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#420	cat appendix	6
#527	catgut	8
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#453	centipede eggs	4
#484	chaos butterfly	302
#291	cheap plastic bottle opener	21
#48	cheap wind-up clock	49
#363	chef's hat	24
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#121	chopsticks	45
#384	chorizo brownies	4
#164	chorizo taco	34
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#68	chrome staff	8
#178	chrome sword	5
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#113	chunk of rock salt	77
#157	clay peace-sign bead	42
#159	clear Russian	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#546	clockwork key	3
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#200	clown shoes	17
#189	clown skin	43
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#144	clownskin harness	2
#905	club necklace	8
#205	cob of corn	1
#194	cocktail napkin	32
#123	cocoa egg	125
#430	cocoa eggshell fragment	116
#179	coconut shell	404
#245	coffin lid	6
#238	cog	130
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#62	cold ninja mask	81
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#529	comfy coffin	2
#215	commemorative war stein	261
#108	concentrated garbage juice	7
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
🥉	control crystal	1
#315	cool mushroom	8
#270	cool whip	15
#215	corn holder	6
#159	corncob pipe	10
#257	cornuthaum	28
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#167	cottage	2
#52	crêepy mask	25
#151	cranberries	244
#266	crazy little Turkish delight	57
#434	cream pie	1
#197	cream stout	25
#183	creamsicle	27
#215	crowbarrr	11
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#260	crystallized memory	1
#151	cup of infinite pencils	10
#262	cup of primitive beer	7
#150	curmudgel	10
#1025	daisy	1
#284	dead guy's watch	25
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#344	decorative fountain	15
#445	dehydrated caviar	6
#143	delicious noodles	25
#270	demon skin	45
#400	dense meat stack	236
#172	deodorant	18
#356	desiccated apricot	13
#908	designer handbag	2
#154	detective skull	1
#1959	diamond necklace	3
#147	diamond-studded cane	61
#221	didgeridooka	23
#83	digital key lime	10
#209	digital key lime pie	4
#131	dirty hobo gloves	224
#1385	disassembled clover	3
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#735	disco ball	29
#630	disco mask	36
#1025	disease	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#653	disintegrating quill pen	3
#317	displaced fish	12
#386	distilled fortified wine	6
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#349	disturbing fanfic	421
#647	doll house	7
#1066	dollhive	4
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#356	dope wheels	1
#423	drab sonata	8
#157	draggin' ball hat	68
#193	dreadlock whip	9
#177	dried face	24
#316	dry noodles	414
#27	dry vodka martini	75
#11	drywall axe	628
#56	ducha de oro	45
#525	duck-on-a-string	4
#239	duct tape	176
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#115	dusty animal cranium	3
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#209	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	2
#144	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	3
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#140	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	3
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#192	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	2
#145	dusty left clavicle	3
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#139	dusty left fifth rib	3
#186	dusty left first front claw	2
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#104	dusty left first rib	4
#297	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#191	dusty left kneecap	2
#114	dusty left second rib	4
#198	dusty left sixth rib	2
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#109	dusty left third rear claw	4
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#193	dusty left thumb	2
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#144	dusty left ulna	3
#284	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#146	dusty right clavicle	3
#301	dusty right femur	1
#141	dusty right fibula	3
#105	dusty right fifth rib	4
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#124	dusty right fourth front claw	3
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#208	dusty right humerus	2
#197	dusty right kneecap	2
#191	dusty right ninth rib	2
#192	dusty right radius	2
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#140	dusty right second rear claw	3
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#187	dusty right tenth rib	2
#98	dusty right third front claw	4
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#188	dusty right third rib	2
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#198	dusty sacral vertebrae	2
#98	dusty second caudal vertebra	4
#132	dusty second cervical vertebra	3
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#99	dusty second thoracic vertebra	4
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#187	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	2
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#197	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	2
#93	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	4
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#191	dusty third cervical vertebra	2
#75	dusty third lumbar vertebra	5
#204	dwarvish magazine	6
#191	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	4
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#51	eXtreme meat staff	2
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#54	eXtreme mittens	120
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#62	eXtreme scarf	103
#220	easter egg balloon	81
#144	eggbeater	4
#415	eggnog	42
#218	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	67
#607	empty blowgun	2
#147	empty meat tank	28
#283	enchanted barbell	6
#58	enchanted bean	131
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#178	enchanted toothpick	8
#206	energy drink IV	17
#259	enormous belt buckle	12
#305	enormous hoop earring	3
#256	especially salty dog	1
#193	evil golden arch	65
#84	evil golden arches	20
#88	evil googly eye	56
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#495	extra-greasy slider	3
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#82	extra-spicy bloody mary	113
#290	extra-strength strongness elixir	4
#531	eye of newt	11
#402	eye-pod	1
#155	eyedrops of newt	2
#191	eyepatch	54
#146	f3d0r4	88
#131	facsimile dictionary	70
#166	fairy gravy boat	7
#371	fake blood	3
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#584	fancy bath salts	9
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#118	fancy seashell necklace	273
#354	fat stacks of cash	26
#281	felt	29
#412	fermenting powder	1
#310	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#200	fetid feather	50
#780	figurine of a charred seal	1
🥇	figurine of a stinking seal	3,000
#263	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	7
#166	filth-encrusted futon	5
#220	filthy corduroys	41
#220	filthy knitted dread sack	41
#304	filthy pestle	7
#1350	fire	2
#470	[2426]fire flower	2
#339	flamin' bindle	2
#111	flaming crutch	102
#207	flaming feather	62
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#186	flaming talons	60
#241	flange	12
#755	flaregun	4
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#62	flat dough	266
#204	flirtatious feather	39
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#159	floorboard cruft	4
#275	flower petal pie	1
#293	flute of flat champagne	26
#141	foolscap fool's cap	29
#170	foon	2
#108	forest tears	10
#175	frayed rope belt	8
#148	freezerburned ice cube	2
#158	freezin' bindle	4
#191	fricasseed brains	7
#171	frightful feather	62
#212	frigid air mattress	4
#502	frigid mote	1
#357	frigid ninja stars	101
#196	frilly shirt	3
#153	frilly skirt	34
#369	frozen Mob Penguin	3
#83	frozen banquet	21
#205	frozen feather	60
#645	frozen mushroom	2
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#204	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	48
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#18	zombie pineal gland	102

Wow, that's 75,410 items total!

what items are this player missing?