| #968 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #836 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #61 | Barney's rake | 5 |
| #4301 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #292 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #91 | Cold Hots candy | 233 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1168 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #27 | FDKOL tattoo | 2 |
| #138 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 15 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #885 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Bingo Card | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #138 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 15 |
| #816 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #188 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #137 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 15 |
| #117 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #615 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 20 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #986 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #910 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #886 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5 | attorney's badge | 2,247 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #956 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #11 | clingfilm slippers | 2 |
| #11 | clingfilm trousers | 2 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1660 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1996 | heart necklace | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #401 | heart-shaped balloon | 17 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #995 | hot wing | 10 |
| #9 | intricate clockwork big hand | 2 |
| #18 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 2 |
| #13 | intricate clockwork disc | 2 |
| #9 | intricate clockwork little hand | 2 |
| #9 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 2 |
| #8 | intricate clockwork numeral II | 2 |
| #7 | intricate clockwork numeral III | 2 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IV | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral V | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VI | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #44 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #66 | left half of a heart necklace | 7 |
| #1420 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #911 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #50 | mysterious present | 13 |
| #733 | old sweatpants | 80 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #52 | pog #01 (spider) | 20 |
| #50 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 20 |
| #53 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 20 |
| #47 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 20 |
| #54 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 20 |
| #54 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 20 |
| #50 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 20 |
| #50 | pog #08 (hellion) | 20 |
| #51 | pog #09 (pirate) | 20 |
| #59 | pog #10 (hobo) | 20 |
| #43 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 20 |
| #848 | pr0n legs | 3 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #122 | red velvet cake | 3 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #54 | s'more | 1,399 |
| #59 | scary death orb | 2 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #345 | spectre scepter | 90 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2701 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #53 | sucker bucket | 3 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #227 | supportive bra | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #109 | turtle pheromones | 74 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1124 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | whalebone corset | 9,651 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
| #852 | wussiness potion | 3 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |