| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #254 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |