| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #250 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #276 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #1580 | filthy lucre | 6 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #2363 | golden ring | 18 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2263 | killing feather | 9 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #2422 | rogue swarmer | 10 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #2480 | sawblade fragment | 7 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #978 | spring | 2 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #4262 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4485 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3457 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #438 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |