| #50 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #816 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #219 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 22 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #820 | ball | 7 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #784 | candy cane | 46 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1201 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1206 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #1476 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #667 | gingerbread bugbear | 35 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1139 | herringcello | 17 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #908 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #987 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #158 | poison pen | 8 |
| #171 | portable corkscrew | 33 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #683 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 11 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #869 | roasted marshmallow | 16 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1002 | rogue swarmer | 52 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #380 | stuffed alien blob | 16 |
| #579 | stuffed doppelshifter | 22 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1207 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #1260 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1008 | tree-eating kite | 23 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1870 | unstable DNA | 8 |
| #1176 | unstable laser battery | 42 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #950 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #604 | yo | 15 |
| #1010 | yo-yo | 19 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |