| #257 | Bulky Buddy Box | 11 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #522 | NPZR chemistry set | 3 |
| #820 | Schrödinger's thermos | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #930 | baggie of powdered sugar | 6 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #462 | colorful plastic ball | 15 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #233 | filthy lucre | 137 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #796 | ridiculous cocktail | 10 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #2193 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1465 | stuffed Meat | 25 |
| #2242 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #1062 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1763 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #552 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 12 |
| #1126 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1721 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1397 | stuffed hand turkey | 37 |
| #389 | stuffed martini | 23 |
| #1786 | stuffed mind flayer | 29 |
| #991 | stuffed mink | 45 |
| #1149 | stuffed monocle | 37 |
| #1328 | stuffed scary death orb | 39 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #1158 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 43 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #1822 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1188 | stuffed teddy butler | 35 |
| #1144 | stuffed tin of caviar | 38 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 12 |
| #500 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 14 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 14 |
| #395 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 17 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #547 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 29 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 35 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 36 |
| #419 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic Felonia | 13 |
| #412 | tiny plastic G Imp | 16 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 14 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #558 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 13 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #539 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 13 |
| #537 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
| #447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 16 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 13 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 12 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 19 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #407 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 17 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #501 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 14 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #564 | tiny plastic angry goat | 29 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #477 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 15 |
| #673 | tiny plastic astronomer | 11 |
| #595 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #641 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 26 |
| #641 | tiny plastic beanbat | 11 |
| #416 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #514 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 31 |
| #449 | tiny plastic blooper | 15 |
| #590 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 12 |
| #655 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 11 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #517 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 32 |
| #628 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 26 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #460 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 15 |
| #642 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #608 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 12 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #538 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 13 |
| #426 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 16 |
| #536 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 13 |
| #442 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 35 |
| #601 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 28 |
| #784 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 16 |
| #312 | tiny plastic goth giant | 20 |
| #818 | tiny plastic grue | 21 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #860 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 21 |
| #581 | tiny plastic killer bee | 28 |
| #538 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 13 |
| #536 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 30 |
| #558 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 30 |
| #392 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 17 |
| #644 | tiny plastic mosquito | 26 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #631 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #646 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 26 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #690 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #520 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 13 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #553 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 13 |
| #646 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 11 |
| #785 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 22 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #767 | tiny plastic star starfish | 22 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 32 |
| #403 | tiny plastic taco cat | 17 |
| #402 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 16 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #651 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
| #635 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 11 |
| #499 | tiny plastic zmobie | 14 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |