| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #85 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| #56 | boulder | 43 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #826 | canteen of wine | 25 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #40 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 39 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #390 | dusty Crimbo crate | 29 |
| #926 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #876 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #60 | fat bottom quark | 34 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #719 | knuckle sandwich | 25 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #340 | mummy costume | 18 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #135 | pixel cross | 5 |
| #101 | pixel holy water | 8 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #323 | pumpkinhead mask | 22 |
| #112 | raisin | 5 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #53 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 32 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #767 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #121 | tiny fly glasses | 2 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #258 | unstable DNA | 200 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #274 | wolfman mask | 27 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |