| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #318 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,010 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #300 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #730 | Crimbuck | 1,183 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #768 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 5 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #813 | M-242 | 5 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #295 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #1545 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #37 | battered Crimbo Crate | 600 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #551 | blue plasma ball | 44 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #352 | delicious salad | 172 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #46 | dusty Crimbo crate | 150 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1414 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #859 | floaty sand | 3 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #255 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #2427 | golden ring | 11 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #313 | inflatable duck | 4 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2264 | killing feather | 9 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2698 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #733 | marshmallow | 5 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #862 | petrified wood | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #421 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #208 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #254 | rusty bonesaw | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #2528 | sawblade fragment | 4 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #180 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #837 | snake | 4 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #841 | sparkler | 4 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #744 | spooky bark | 7 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #329 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1005 | theoretical string | 7 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1433 | toast | 281 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #783 | toy hoverpad | 12 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1418 | unstable DNA | 19 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1597 | valuable trinket | 15 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |
| #126 | wet stew | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |