| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #512 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #751 | Schrödinger's thermos | 9 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #747 | empty agua de vida bottle | 99 |
| #518 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 13 |
| #403 | fancy opera glasses | 10 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #538 | garish pinky ring | 7 |
| #567 | giant designer sunglasses | 6 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #413 | heart of the volcano | 17 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #646 | kneecapping stick | 17 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #162 | lewd playing card | 15 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #65 | pipe wrench | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #43 | sleep mask | 3 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #113 | spangly mariachi pants | 6 |
| #155 | spangly mariachi vest | 2 |
| #86 | spangly sombrero | 9 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #1712 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #2486 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #1735 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 29 |
| #1907 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #1624 | stuffed angry cow | 31 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2080 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1577 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1753 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #909 | stuffed key | 53 |
| #953 | stuffed martini | 7 |
| #1630 | stuffed mind flayer | 32 |
| #817 | stuffed mink | 57 |
| #730 | stuffed monocle | 64 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #2921 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2481 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #1883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #784 | stuffed teddy butler | 59 |
| #789 | stuffed tin of caviar | 60 |
| #803 | stuffed treasure chest | 64 |
| #1968 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |