| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #37 | El Vibrato drone | 3 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #457 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #63 | banana-frosted king cake | 27 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #27 | blue glowstick | 28 |
| #75 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 15 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #18 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 53 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #65 | green glowstick | 14 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #84 | heart necklace | 50 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #880 | hobo nickel | 81 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #115 | oozenog | 22 |
| #984 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #439 | party hat | 4 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #102 | pink glowstick | 16 |
| #20 | purple glowstick | 30 |
| #595 | red class ring | 11 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #30 | tattered paper crown | 6 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #5 | tin star | 29 |
| #896 | useless powder | 60 |
| #214 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #1015 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #663 | white class ring | 7 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1034 | yellow candy heart | 4 |