Museum :: BrightButt The Defenestrator

BrightButt The Defenestrator

Rank	Item	Quantity
#460	"DRINK ME" potion	10
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#1777	8-ball	3
#626	9-ball	1
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#571	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1645	Boss Bat britches	5
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#93	Bulky Buddy Box	30
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#714	Crimbo candied pecan	12
#716	Crimbo fudge	12
#690	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2851	Crimbuck	5
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#509	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#520	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#660	Instant Karma	6
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1036	Jack-in-the-box	2
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#28	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	39
#647	Knob Goblin elite shirt	5
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥇	LWA ring	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#91	Raggedy Hippy doll	5
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#716	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#822	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1400	Valentine	8
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#31	Warm Subject gift certificate	9,253
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1150	adorable seal larva	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#607	antique record album	3
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#788	asparagus knife	3
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#1323	baby killer bee	3
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#758	baseball	2
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#787	beertini	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#43	big glob of skin	5
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#628	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#391	blue glowstick	4
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#135	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#119	boulder	19
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1633	box of sunshine	101
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#284	brown plastic baby	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#68	bugged beanie	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#3617	candy cane	3
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#1639	canteen of wine	2
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1499	carbon nanotube frame	3
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#234	cement sandals	4
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#529	cheap toaster	4
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#397	chunk of depleted Grimacite	27
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#144	clownskin harness	2
#3274	club necklace	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#42	collection of tiny spooky objects	38
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#805	computronic processing unit	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1686	delicious salad	2
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#190	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	4
#1149	elven limbos gingerbread	7
#564	elven cellocello	29
#689	elven moonshine	13
#855	elven socks	4
#793	elven suicide capsule	23
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1792	fake hand	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#100	fat bottom quark	23
#387	festive holiday hat	11
#686	festive sausage	2
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#101	floral print shirt	3
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#803	fuzzy dice	7
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#2418	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#209	gingham blouse	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#132	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#693	golden ring	40
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#176	grass clippings	3
#1009	green candy heart	2
#622	grue egg	43
#259	grungy flannel shirt	2
#239	guard turtle collar	2
#186	guard turtle shell	13
#1225	gyroscope	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#134	hardened slime belt	1
#150	hardened slime hat	1
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#3382	heart necklace	1
#875	heart of the volcano	6
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#327	hellseal claw	73
#276	hellseal whisker	74
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#640	herringcello	26
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#530	hyperbolic plasma focuser	5
#1217	iGoogly	5
#1108	ice-cold fotie	3
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1919	immense cyborg hand	2
#577	inflatable duck	1
#691	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	3
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#531	jawbruiser	5
#41	jingle bell	1
#1240	killing feather	37
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#1418	knuckle sandwich	2
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1000	lavender candy heart	2
#896	leather mask	1
#86	letterman's jacket	3
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#836	live wire	1
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#347	long pork	3
#100	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#1424	macaroni duck	1
#125	machetito	1
#552	maiden wig	2
#86	meat st‰¿bing club	11
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#507	mummy costume	11
#37	musty moccasins	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#1414	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1022	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#489	night-vision goggles	4
#22	ninja pirate zombie robot head	4
#71	old school Mafia knicke½æ	3
#601	oozenog	6
#984	orange candy heart	3
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#1757	oversized fish scaler	2
#1889	oyster basket	1
#512	pair of bolt cutters	6
#196	pair of ragged claws	2
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#619	papaya slung	1
#886	paperclip	10
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#806	party hat	1
#414	passable elf mask	10
#579	penguin focaccia bread	27
#1284	penguin thesaurus	2
#1273	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	6
#1148	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	14
#679	petrified wood	10
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#308	pig-iron helm	1
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#331	pine tar	1
#1154	pink candy heart	1
#929	pink glowstick	2
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#433	pirate shirt	3
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#273	plastic passion fruit	6
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#214	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#202	pocketwatch on a chain	11
#224	pointy red hat	1
#459	poison pen	4
#2127	polyalloy shield	1
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#907	portable photocopier	2
#51	pottery hat	1
#41	pottery shield	1
#42	pottery training pants	1
#1079	pulsing flesh	3
#389	pumpkinhead mask	17
#727	purple glowstick	1
#600	quantum polarity inducer	4
#202	raisin	2
#642	recursive spline reticulator	3
#496	red-and-green sweater	3
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#309	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#665	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#805	rigid carapace	6
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#1490	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#2794	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#2767	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#2735	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#1960	rubber emo roe	1
#683	safarrri hat	1
#156	safety vest	1
#623	salty slug	1
#1523	sandwich of the gods	3
#2384	sawblade fragment	9
#103	scissor duck	1
#81	sea salt scrubs	2
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#772	shingle	1
#891	silver shrimp fork	1
#43	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	39
#1413	skeleton bone	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#42	snailmail hauberk	1
#475	snorkel	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#85	soggy wofl t-shirt	4
#478	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#1976	spade necklace	3
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#822	spiked femur	1
#620	spooky bark	12
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1891	spooky length of string	1
#626	spooky sap	12
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#1281	stainless steel scarf	2
#2245	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#1224	stainless steel skullcap	3
#1704	stainless steel slacks	2
#1861	stainless steel solitaire	1
#1709	stainless steel suspenders	1
#288	star shirt	1
#193	star throwing star	1
#1028	stick	1
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#554	stinky mushroom	3
#2246	string of red beads	1
#1930	stringy sinew	1
#2228	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	9
#2987	stuffed Cheshire bitten	15
#3539	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	12
#2299	stuffed Meat	8
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#2434	stuffed angry cow	20
#5354	stuffed astral badger	6
#4051	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#2840	stuffed cocoabo	16
#1527	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#3426	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	13
#3606	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	12
#952	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#2146	stuffed gray blob	3
#3820	stuffed hand turkey	11
#2207	stuffed key	5
#3780	stuffed mind flayer	11
#2504	stuffed mink	5
#2156	stuffed monocle	10
#273	stuffed ninja snowman	20
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#3241	stuffed scary death orb	14
#4800	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#4035	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	10
#3888	stuffed snowy owl	10
#4308	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	9
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#27	stuffed stab bat	15
#3733	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	11
#2310	stuffed teddy butler	8
#2472	stuffed tin of caviar	6
#2528	stuffed treasure chest	2
#3389	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	13
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#175	stuffed zmobie	10
#183	sugar shield	1
#118	sugar shirt	1
#288	supportive bra	6
#592	synthetic stuffing	10
#189	tainted seal's blood	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#500	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#545	theoretical string	23
#155	throwing wrench	15
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#96	tiny fly glasses	3
#53	tiny goth giant	2
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2809	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#782	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#6188	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8091	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6098	tiny plastic grue	2
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4466	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#6130	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1403	tofurkey gravy	5
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#1139	tooth	2
#615	toy hoverpad	19
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#60	turtlemail hauberk	2
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#625	twitching claw	8
#1343	unstable DNA	22
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#667	vampire collar	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#1497	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#164	vitachoconutriment capsule	28
#474	water wings	1
#1015	white candy heart	2
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#590	wolfman mask	10
#207	world's smallest violin	2
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#1184	yellow candy heart	2
#740	yellow glowstick	1

Wow, that's 11,547 items total!

what items are this player missing?