Museum :: BrightButt The Defenestrator

BrightButt The Defenestrator

Rank	Item	Quantity
#461	"DRINK ME" potion	10
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#1777	8-ball	3
#626	9-ball	1
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#114	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#899	BGE shotglass	6
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#174	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1647	Boss Bat britches	5
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#93	Bulky Buddy Box	30
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1704	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#330	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1485	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#716	Crimbo candied pecan	12
#717	Crimbo fudge	12
#691	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2855	Crimbuck	5
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#1105	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#255	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#657	Instant Karma	6
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1038	Jack-in-the-box	2
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#28	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	39
#648	Knob Goblin elite shirt	5
#336	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#988	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#91	Raggedy Hippy doll	5
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#820	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1401	Valentine	8
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#31	Warm Subject gift certificate	9,253
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#323	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1157	adorable seal larva	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#608	antique record album	3
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#789	asparagus knife	3
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#1328	baby killer bee	3
#2044	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#820	banana-frosted king cake	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#758	baseball	2
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#788	beertini	1
#44	bewitching boots	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#43	big glob of skin	5
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#268	black velvet box	1
#630	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#391	blue glowstick	4
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#120	boulder	19
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1636	box of sunshine	101
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#284	brown plastic baby	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1630	buckyball	1
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#69	bugged beanie	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#484	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#3619	candy cane	3
#337	candy kneecapping stick	6
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#1639	canteen of wine	2
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1499	carbon nanotube frame	3
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#234	cement sandals	4
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#529	cheap toaster	4
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#578	chloroform rag	1
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#397	chunk of depleted Grimacite	27
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#144	clownskin harness	2
#3277	club necklace	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#42	collection of tiny spooky objects	38
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#805	computronic processing unit	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#260	crystallized memory	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1687	delicious salad	2
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#330	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#3289	diamond necklace	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#191	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	4
#1150	elven limbos gingerbread	7
#564	elven cellocello	29
#689	elven moonshine	13
#855	elven socks	4
#793	elven suicide capsule	23
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#101	fat bottom quark	23
#387	festive holiday hat	11
#686	festive sausage	2
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#101	floral print shirt	3
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#805	fuzzy dice	7
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#2417	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#211	gingham blouse	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#132	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#692	golden ring	40
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#175	grass clippings	3
#1008	green candy heart	2
#622	grue egg	43
#260	grungy flannel shirt	2
#240	guard turtle collar	2
#186	guard turtle shell	13
#1227	gyroscope	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#132	hardened slime belt	1
#149	hardened slime hat	1
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#3383	heart necklace	1
#875	heart of the volcano	6
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#325	hellseal claw	73
#274	hellseal whisker	74
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#639	herringcello	26
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#529	hyperbolic plasma focuser	5
#1217	iGoogly	5
#1108	ice-cold fotie	3
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1918	immense cyborg hand	2
#577	inflatable duck	1
#691	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	3
#2794	irradiated candy cane	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#531	jawbruiser	5
#41	jingle bell	1
#1239	killing feather	37
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#1418	knuckle sandwich	2
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#999	lavender candy heart	2
#897	leather mask	1
#86	letterman's jacket	3
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#836	live wire	1
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#347	long pork	3
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#1430	macaroni duck	1
#126	machetito	1
#553	maiden wig	2
#86	meat st‰¿bing club	11
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#2029	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#507	mummy costume	11
#37	musty moccasins	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1024	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#488	night-vision goggles	4
#22	ninja pirate zombie robot head	4
#71	old school Mafia knicke½æ	3
#601	oozenog	6
#983	orange candy heart	3
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#1756	oversized fish scaler	2
#1890	oyster basket	1
#512	pair of bolt cutters	6
#196	pair of ragged claws	2
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#620	papaya slung	1
#886	paperclip	10
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#191	parasitic tentacles	1
#807	party hat	1
#414	passable elf mask	10
#579	penguin focaccia bread	27
#1285	penguin thesaurus	2
#1272	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	6
#1147	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	14
#678	petrified wood	10
#750	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#332	pine tar	1
#1153	pink candy heart	1
#929	pink glowstick	2
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#433	pirate shirt	3
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#273	plastic passion fruit	6
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#214	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#181	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
#202	pocketwatch on a chain	11
#225	pointy red hat	1
#459	poison pen	4
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#908	portable photocopier	2
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#1079	pulsing flesh	3
#389	pumpkinhead mask	17
#727	purple glowstick	1
#600	quantum polarity inducer	4
#203	raisin	2
#642	recursive spline reticulator	3
#495	red-and-green sweater	3
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#1300	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#805	rigid carapace	6
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1431	[2108]rock	1
#2678	rogue swarmer	1
#1494	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#2800	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#2770	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#2738	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#683	safarrri hat	1
#156	safety vest	1
#623	salty slug	1
#1526	sandwich of the gods	3
#2384	sawblade fragment	9
#103	scissor duck	1
#81	sea salt scrubs	2
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#771	shingle	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#43	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	39
#1412	skeleton bone	1
#1273	slow jam collection	1
#43	snailmail hauberk	1
#476	snorkel	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#85	soggy wofl t-shirt	4
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#1982	spade necklace	3
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#821	spiked femur	1
#621	spooky bark	12
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1478	spooky hockey mask	1
#1893	spooky length of string	1
#626	spooky sap	12
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#353	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#1281	stainless steel scarf	2
#2248	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#1225	stainless steel skullcap	3
#1707	stainless steel slacks	2
#1863	stainless steel solitaire	1
#1712	stainless steel suspenders	1
#288	star shirt	1
#193	star throwing star	1
#1029	stick	1
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#554	stinky mushroom	3
#2246	string of red beads	1
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#2232	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	9
#2991	stuffed Cheshire bitten	15
#3539	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	12
#2301	stuffed Meat	8
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#3167	stuffed alien blob	1
#2435	stuffed angry cow	20
#5355	stuffed astral badger	6
#4052	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
#1465	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#2842	stuffed cocoabo	16
#1532	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#1580	stuffed dodecapede	1
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#3200	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#3429	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	13
#3607	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	12
#954	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#2147	stuffed gray blob	3
#3822	stuffed hand turkey	11
#2212	stuffed key	5
#3779	stuffed mind flayer	11
#2513	stuffed mink	5
#2161	stuffed monocle	10
#273	stuffed ninja snowman	20
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#3242	stuffed scary death orb	14
#4804	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#4036	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	10
#3889	stuffed snowy owl	10
#4308	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	9
#3042	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#27	stuffed stab bat	15
#3736	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	11
#2315	stuffed teddy butler	8
#2477	stuffed tin of caviar	6
#2534	stuffed treasure chest	2
#3390	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	13
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#555	stuffed yo-yo	1
#175	stuffed zmobie	10
#184	sugar shield	1
#119	sugar shirt	1
#288	supportive bra	6
#592	synthetic stuffing	10
#191	tainted seal's blood	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#1964	teddy borg	1
#501	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#544	theoretical string	23
#155	throwing wrench	15
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#96	tiny fly glasses	3
#53	tiny goth giant	2
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3116	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2815	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#2069	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#3080	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8195	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4313	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2897	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3125	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3834	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3957	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3878	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3913	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3885	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#793	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3960	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3874	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3898	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3864	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3894	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3068	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3929	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3858	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8216	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8256	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3966	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#6190	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#3926	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3958	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8101	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8224	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3939	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4499	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3847	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3924	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8155	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8193	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8098	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#2806	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#6105	tiny plastic grue	2
#3897	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8132	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3893	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8118	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8102	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3895	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3852	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#6132	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3875	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3850	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1403	tofurkey gravy	5
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#1139	tooth	2
#613	toy hoverpad	19
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#61	turtlemail hauberk	2
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#625	twitching claw	8
#1342	unstable DNA	22
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#676	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#1498	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#164	vitachoconutriment capsule	28
#474	water wings	1
#1013	white candy heart	2
#872	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#590	wolfman mask	10
#208	world's smallest violin	2
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#740	yellow glowstick	1

Wow, that's 11,547 items total!

what items are this player missing?