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#81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
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#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
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#672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
#289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
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#1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
#412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
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#592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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#38 | Wand of Nagamar | 118 |
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#2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
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🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
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#573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
#390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
#809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
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#386 | evil teddy bear | 37 |
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#77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
#235 | frayed rope belt | 6 |
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#402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
#576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
#375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
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#1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
#549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
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#91 | giant discarded plastic fork | 76 |
#146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 29 |
#2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
#26 | gingerbread horror | 315 |
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#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#42 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 5 |
#1531 | green beer | 3 |
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🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#168 | grue egg | 120 |
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#349 | half-orchid | 2 |
#471 | hamethyst | 17 |
#197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
#67 | hamethyst necklace | 10 |
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#600 | jazz soap | 48 |
#401 | joybuzzer | 77 |
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#326 | lesser grodulated violet | 4 |
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#235 | lovecat tail | 4 |
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#561 | mafia aria | 37 |
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#487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
#365 | mojo filter | 2 |
#511 | mood ring | 9 |
#915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
#3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
#3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
#3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
#241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
#510 | orange snowcone | 12 |
#84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
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#813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
#153 | penguin skin | 1,200 |
#323 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 84 |
#400 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 78 |
#498 | petrified time | 1 |
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#751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
#1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
#164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
#254 | pretty flower | 910 |
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#90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
#419 | recursive spline reticulator | 7 |
#112 | red balloon | 5 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
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#808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
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#2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
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#304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
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#1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
#18 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 217 |
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#651 | shiny ring | 38 |
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#121 | stainless steel shillelagh | 18 |
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#132 | stainless steel solitaire | 14 |
#145 | stainless steel suspenders | 19 |
#16 | stick-on-a-string | 133 |
#405 | stolen accordion | 100 |
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#1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
#1917 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
#2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
#2073 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
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#507 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 44 |
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#3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
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#288 | sub-molecular interocitor | 11 |
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#1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#98 | tin star | 3 |
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#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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#4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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#2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
#106 | toothsome rock | 84 |
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#679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
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#213 | toy ray gun | 49 |
#162 | toy space helmet | 58 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
#114 | unstable DNA | 442 |
#391 | upsy daisy | 2 |
#727 | urinal cake | 1 |
#2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#277 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 36 |
#330 | vinegar | 117 |
#290 | voodoo snuff | 5 |
#200 | white candy heart | 195 |
#275 | white candygram | 1 |
#515 | whoopie cushion | 63 |
#490 | wind-up chattering teeth | 65 |
#314 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 143 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#370 | x-ray specs | 61 |
#256 | yellow candy heart | 194 |
#399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
#583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
#330 | yellow snowcone | 102 |
#211 | yeti fur | 1,200 |
#929 | yo | 9 |
#1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |