| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #836 | Crimbuck | 945 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #1481 | box of sunshine | 119 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #441 | peppermint tailings | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #336 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |