| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #28 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 4 |
| #78 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 7 |
| #47 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbolex watch | 4 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #67 | Neuromancer | 18 |
| #28 | Racisto Ruidoso | 11 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #28 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 3 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #24 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #95 | antique nutcracker figurine | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #420 | battered Crimbo Crate | 26 |
| #18 | blank diary | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #152 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 7 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2855 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #134 | brains casserole | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #248 | can of Binarrrca | 42 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #23 | candy brain | 372 |
| #154 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 66 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #4 | crappy brain | 2,268 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #26 | decent brain | 1,070 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #125 | delicious salad | 326 |
| 🥇 | disease | 227,088 |
| #8 | disembodied brain | 1,248 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #393 | dollhive | 22 |
| #766 | dusty Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #713 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 9 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #41 | fricasseed brains | 80 |
| #8 | ghost pepper | 15 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #274 | good brain | 17 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #210 | half-orchid | 14 |
| #33 | half-rotten brain | 40 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #103 | menorette | 3 |
| #146 | mummy costume | 52 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #8 | pet bad vibe | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #149 | pumpkinhead mask | 61 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1585 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #1160 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #163 | tortoise's blessing | 18 |
| 🥇 | tropical orchid | 38,332 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #193 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 9 |
| #480 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 13 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #160 | wolfman mask | 52 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |