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| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #633 | CRIMBCO scrip | 250 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #366 | Corpse Island iced tea | 14 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #874 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #29 | Manetwich | 33 |
| #6 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 4,900 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #245 | Spam Witch sammich | 179 |
| #278 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 50 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #130 | Tiger-lily's milk | 16 |
| #367 | Trollhouse cookies | 100 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #189 | ancient frozen dinner | 12 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #189 | antique packet of ketchup | 10 |
| #84 | bag of bones | 9 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #253 | ballroom blintz | 14 |
| #246 | banana | 25 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #64 | big slimy cyst | 6 |
| #169 | bindlestocking | 15 |
| #41 | bitter pill | 2 |
| #251 | black forest cake | 13 |
| #187 | black forest ham | 14 |
| #181 | black pudding | 18 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #842 | box of sunshine | 326 |
| #151 | brown sugar cane | 42 |
| #142 | bucket of honey | 18 |
| #246 | cactus fruit | 9 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #375 | carob chunk noodles | 4 |
| #79 | caustic slime nodule | 5 |
| #451 | centipede eggs | 4 |
| #56 | chaos popcorn | 10 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #529 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #490 | chorizo taco | 5 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #258 | corpse on the beach | 19 |
| #273 | corpsedriver | 18 |
| #285 | corpsetini | 18 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #312 | cranberries | 89 |
| #166 | crazy little Turkish delight | 127 |
| #95 | creamsicle | 61 |
| #222 | dehydrated caviar | 26 |
| #152 | dire fudgesicle | 13 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #129 | dragon snaps | 17 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #307 | filthy lucre | 111 |
| #271 | ghuol guolash | 35 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1007 | herb brownies | 3 |
| #167 | hobo nickel | 1,766 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #176 | hot date | 63 |
| #167 | knob ka-bobs | 9 |
| #55 | long pork chop sandwiches | 9 |
| #32 | medium slimy cyst | 10 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #395 | mind flayer corpse | 23 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #441 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #427 | paperclip | 100 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #128 | powdered donut | 21 |
| #362 | royal jelly | 24 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #167 | savoy truffle | 26 |
| #104 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 17 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #45 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 5 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #46 | slimy alveolus | 40 |
| #85 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 250 |
| #88 | slimy sweetbreads | 250 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #297 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 131 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #366 | stuffed Meat | 120 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #181 | stuffed key | 249 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #436 | stuffed mink | 105 |
| #332 | stuffed monocle | 127 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #402 | stuffed teddy butler | 113 |
| #367 | stuffed tin of caviar | 118 |
| #165 | stuffed treasure chest | 261 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #56 | tiny slimy cyst | 50 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #55 | wad of slimy rags | 25 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #449 | white chocolate chip cookies | 5 |
| #216 | white chocolate chips | 64 |
| #15 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 10 |