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| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #632 | CRIMBCO scrip | 250 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #367 | Corpse Island iced tea | 14 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #875 | Ent cider | 3 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #461 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #29 | Manetwich | 33 |
| #6 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 4,900 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #245 | Spam Witch sammich | 179 |
| #278 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 50 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #130 | Tiger-lily's milk | 16 |
| #367 | Trollhouse cookies | 100 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #189 | ancient frozen dinner | 12 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #190 | antique packet of ketchup | 10 |
| #85 | bag of bones | 9 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #253 | ballroom blintz | 14 |
| #244 | banana | 25 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #64 | big slimy cyst | 6 |
| #169 | bindlestocking | 15 |
| #41 | bitter pill | 2 |
| #253 | black forest cake | 13 |
| #187 | black forest ham | 14 |
| #182 | black pudding | 18 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #844 | box of sunshine | 326 |
| #151 | brown sugar cane | 42 |
| #144 | bucket of honey | 18 |
| #246 | cactus fruit | 9 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #376 | carob chunk noodles | 4 |
| #79 | caustic slime nodule | 5 |
| #452 | centipede eggs | 4 |
| #56 | chaos popcorn | 10 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #492 | chorizo taco | 5 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #259 | corpse on the beach | 19 |
| #275 | corpsedriver | 18 |
| #286 | corpsetini | 18 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #312 | cranberries | 89 |
| #165 | crazy little Turkish delight | 127 |
| #96 | creamsicle | 61 |
| #223 | dehydrated caviar | 26 |
| #154 | dire fudgesicle | 13 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #129 | dragon snaps | 17 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #308 | filthy lucre | 111 |
| #272 | ghuol guolash | 35 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1009 | herb brownies | 3 |
| #167 | hobo nickel | 1,766 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #176 | hot date | 63 |
| #167 | knob ka-bobs | 9 |
| #55 | long pork chop sandwiches | 9 |
| #32 | medium slimy cyst | 10 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #395 | mind flayer corpse | 23 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #443 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #428 | paperclip | 100 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #129 | powdered donut | 21 |
| #363 | royal jelly | 24 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #167 | savoy truffle | 26 |
| #104 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 17 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #44 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 5 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #46 | slimy alveolus | 40 |
| #86 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 250 |
| #88 | slimy sweetbreads | 250 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #304 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 131 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #370 | stuffed Meat | 120 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #187 | stuffed key | 249 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #443 | stuffed mink | 105 |
| #337 | stuffed monocle | 127 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #407 | stuffed teddy butler | 113 |
| #371 | stuffed tin of caviar | 118 |
| #169 | stuffed treasure chest | 261 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #940 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #56 | tiny slimy cyst | 50 |
| #411 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #55 | wad of slimy rags | 25 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #451 | white chocolate chip cookies | 5 |
| #216 | white chocolate chips | 64 |
| #15 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 10 |