| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #444 | elven limbos gingerbread | 31 |
| #257 | elven cellocello | 41 |
| #725 | elven moonshine | 12 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #278 | elven suicide capsule | 39 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #440 | herringcello | 31 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #830 | mummy costume | 4 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #26 | outrageous sombrero | 10 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #579 | penguin focaccia bread | 27 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1674 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #872 | spooky sap | 3 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #950 | wolfman mask | 2 |