| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #542 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #570 | black sword | 2 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #894 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #541 | crowbarrr | 2 |
| #299 | curmudgel | 2 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #368 | dented harmonica | 2 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #256 | empty agua de vida bottle | 832 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #514 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #487 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #328 | grassy cutlass | 2 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #132 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #376 | mullet wig | 3 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #375 | plastic guitar | 2 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #326 | pointed stick | 2 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #295 | pygmy nose-bone | 2 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #316 | scorpion whip | 2 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #128 | spangly mariachi pants | 5 |
| #105 | spangly mariachi vest | 4 |
| #149 | spangly sombrero | 4 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #390 | tap shoes | 2 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #478 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #260 | white collar | 5 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #574 | white satin pants | 3 |
| #566 | white sword | 4 |
| #475 | witty rapier | 2 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #207 | world's smallest violin | 2 |
| #410 | worn tophat | 2 |
| #696 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #407 | wumpus hair | 2 |
| #478 | yohohoyo | 2 |