| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #432 | Bulky Buddy Box | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1158 | Crimbuck | 436 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #86 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #99 | Feynman gate | 128 |
| #338 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 25 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #75 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 22 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1456 | Valentine | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #343 | astronaut pants | 25 |
| #298 | atomic vector plotter | 12 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #517 | battered Crimbo Crate | 20 |
| #271 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 12 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #785 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #142 | borg sock monkey | 15 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #3695 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #24 | briny vinegar | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | buckyball | 67 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #146 | canteen of wine | 139 |
| #134 | capacitor relay | 100 |
| #149 | carbon nanotube frame | 97 |
| #17 | cement sandals | 35 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #264 | computronic processing unit | 13 |
| #96 | cyborg doll | 17 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #982 | dill | 23 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #319 | dollhive | 30 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #687 | dusty Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #444 | elven limbos gingerbread | 31 |
| #650 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #143 | elven moonshine | 73 |
| #245 | elven socks | 18 |
| #221 | elven suicide capsule | 43 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #61 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 22 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #598 | evil teddy bear | 22 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #355 | fancy dress ball | 38 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #648 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #381 | fire | 15 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #1177 | ghost cucumber | 19 |
| #203 | ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #38 | ghostly pickling solution | 6 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #348 | gray bow tie | 20 |
| #365 | gyroscope | 8 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #392 | herringcello | 33 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #52 | hobo nickel | 5,115 |
| #265 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 13 |
| #270 | iGoogly | 99 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #315 | immense cyborg hand | 10 |
| #184 | incredibly creepy marionette | 16 |
| #122 | ion grid | 126 |
| #270 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 13 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #154 | killer rag doll | 17 |
| #363 | killing feather | 70 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #170 | knuckle sandwich | 135 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #134 | logic synthesizer | 103 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #174 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 18 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #147 | marionette collective | 5 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #229 | monomolecular yo-yo | 303 |
| #148 | mylar scout drone | 30 |
| #827 | nanite-infested candy cane | 14 |
| #526 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #720 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #180 | pair of bolt cutters | 11 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #446 | patent leather shoes | 15 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #417 | penguin thesaurus | 17 |
| #1109 | pet rock | 6 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #105 | plot hole | 2,747 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #454 | possessed top | 12 |
| #247 | prehistoric spear | 15 |
| #128 | psycho sweater | 3 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #303 | quantum polarity inducer | 11 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #398 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 22 |
| #282 | recursive spline reticulator | 11 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #271 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 13 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #73 | roboduck-on-a-string | 15 |
| #747 | robotronic egg | 39 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #429 | rogue swarmer | 80 |
| #90 | sandwich of the gods | 22 |
| #389 | sawblade fragment | 77 |
| #289 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 13 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #41 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 4,042 |
| #24 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 2,300 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #818 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #281 | stick-on-a-string | 15 |
| #209 | stray chihuahua | 12 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #433 | stringy sinew | 22 |
| #285 | stuffed alien blob | 21 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #539 | stuffed gray blob | 66 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #131 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 145 |
| #254 | sub-molecular interocitor | 13 |
| #52 | super-spiky hair gel | 2,657 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #275 | teddy borg | 40 |
| #673 | theoretical string | 16 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #400 | toothsome rock | 26 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #255 | toy crazy train | 37 |
| #70 | toy deathbot | 16 |
| #320 | toy jet pack | 24 |
| #72 | toy maglev monorail | 15 |
| #214 | toy mercenary | 35 |
| #390 | toy ray gun | 25 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #357 | toy space helmet | 25 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #229 | tree-eating kite | 164 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1819 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #380 | unstable laser battery | 70 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #552 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 17 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #1105 | vinegar | 15 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #236 | wheel | 15 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #278 | yo | 34 |
| #163 | yo-yo | 191 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |