| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #88 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #258 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 42 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #164 | Genalen™ Bottle | 18 |
| #100 | Gnollish autoplunger | 2 |
| #102 | Gnollish flyswatter | 32 |
| #78 | Gnollish pie server | 24 |
| #146 | Gnollish plunger | 19 |
| #67 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 29 |
| #156 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 19 |
| #621 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 6 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin spatula | 76 |
| #238 | Knob Goblin tongs | 76 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #360 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 3 |
| #177 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 20 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #194 | a butt tuba | 5 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #197 | all-purpose cleaner | 46 |
| #434 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 8 |
| #255 | ancient spice | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #501 | antique hand mirror | 3 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #487 | asparagus knife | 10 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #78 | basic meat spork | 2 |
| #71 | beer-soaked mop | 15 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #136 | big bass drum | 12 |
| #161 | black kettle drum | 7 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bone flute | 10 |
| #486 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #455 | bottle opener belt buckle | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #106 | calavera concertina | 2 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #117 | charming flute | 6 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #272 | chopsticks | 17 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #398 | cocktail napkin | 6 |
| #563 | communications windchimes | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #154 | corn holder | 10 |
| #264 | decorative fountain | 29 |
| #197 | dented harmonica | 10 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #70 | didgeridooka | 138 |
| #174 | dishrag | 3 |
| #701 | disintegrating quill pen | 2 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #472 | drum machine | 6 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #173 | eggbeater | 3 |
| #223 | enchanted toothpick | 6 |
| #314 | fancy bath salts | 40 |
| #148 | filthy pestle | 24 |
| #92 | finger cymbals | 12 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #397 | ga-ga radio | 4 |
| #270 | goatskin umbrella | 5 |
| #41 | grass whistle | 2 |
| #117 | guano coffee cup | 50 |
| #170 | half-sized guitar | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #155 | hippy bongo | 8 |
| #353 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 2 |
| #220 | hot plate | 5 |
| #142 | huge spoon | 16 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #155 | infernal fife | 11 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #227 | jack flapper | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #100 | jungle drum | 10 |
| #125 | knob bugle | 11 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #60 | magic lamp | 25 |
| #154 | magic whistle | 16 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #380 | ninja mop | 4 |
| #201 | ocarina of space | 13 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #59 | out-of-tune biwa | 8 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #203 | oversized pizza cutter | 42 |
| #595 | pail | 17 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #778 | pasta spoon | 16 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #249 | patchouli incense stick | 104 |
| #142 | plastic guitar | 21 |
| #60 | pocket theremin | 20 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #37 | projectile icemaker | 2 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #366 | rave whistle | 4 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #419 | rice bowl | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #301 | saucepan | 175 |
| #146 | shiny butcherknife | 9 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #244 | silver shrimp fork | 9 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #248 | spork | 7 |
| #40 | star spatula | 6 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1411 | stolen accordion | 4 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #437 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #774 | towel | 10 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #143 | war tongs | 25 |
| #321 | windchimes | 22 |
| #132 | world's smallest violin | 5 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |