| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #3116 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #58 | strange shiny disc | 100 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #540 | twinkly wad | 100 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |