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| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #306 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1212 | duct tape | 14 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #1322 | filthy lucre | 12 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #132 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #630 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #2517 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #996 | hobo nickel | 34 |
| #234 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #406 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #189 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2075 | unstable DNA | 4 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #222 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |