| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #259 | Chroner | 180 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #216 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #216 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #811 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 33 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #206 | bit of clingfilm | 19 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #110 | burst hellseal brain | 96 |
| #161 | candy cigarette | 10 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #89 | crumbling rat skull | 7 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #631 | facsimile dictionary | 15 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #487 | filthy lucre | 79 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #181 | glass of herbal tequila | 5 |
| #145 | half of a gold tooth | 10 |
| #1153 | handful of confetti | 35 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1162 | hobo nickel | 7 |
| #54 | hyperinflated seal lung | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #767 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #83 | old sweatpants | 813 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #80 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #30 | seal-clubbing club | 7,551 |
| #10 | seal-skull helmet | 7,460 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #134 | shimmering tendrils | 5 |
| #185 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #93 | shredded hellseal hide | 112 |
| #172 | sleeve deuce | 6 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #947 | spectre scepter | 33 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #93 | torn hellseal sinew | 114 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #186 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |