Museum :: BlueWasabi

BlueWasabi

Rank	Item	Quantity
#55	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	23
#329	1-ball	16
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#316	2-ball	15
#124	25-meat staff	1
#456	3-ball	10
#300	4-ball	17
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#267	5-ball	20
#281	6-ball	19
#318	7-ball	17
#359	8-ball	76
#296	9-ball	3
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#53	ASCII shirt	73
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#214	Amulet of Yendor	107
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#180	BGE merchandise order form	24
#387	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	28
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#42	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	55
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
🥉	Belt of Howling Anger	176
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#336	Blackfly Chardonnay	10
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#110	Bohemian rhapsody	5
#842	Bonerdagon necklace	12
#56	Boozehounds Anonymous token	18
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#161	Boris's ring	10
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#828	Boss Bat britches	17
#529	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	7
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#518	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	10
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#1369	Cloaca grenade	4
#1018	Cloaca-Cola	12
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#554	Codpiece of the Goblin King	14
#116	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	11
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#533	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#115	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
#47	Corpse Island iced tea	75
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#1608	Crimbuck	117
#240	Crown of the Goblin King	92
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#113	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#29	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	14
#32	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	648
#421	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	15
#56	Dramatic™ range	31
#436	Drowsy Sword	43
#363	Dyspepsi-Cola	185
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#173	El Vibrato power sphere	7
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#76	Ent cider	203
#225	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	55
#1166	Feynman gate	5
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#27	Frosty's nailbat	3
#17	Frosty's old silk hat	4
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#53	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	7
#37	Genalen™ Bottle	168
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#159	Gnollish flyswatter	20
#208	Gnollish pie server	10
#365	Gnollish pie tin	8
#230	Gnollish plunger	12
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#119	Gnollish toolbox	59
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
🥉	Greaves of the Murk Lord	379
#131	Green Clover of Justice	13
#37	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	122
#50	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	8
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#204	Imp Ale	1,148
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#894	Iron Beta of Industry	5
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#179	Jolly Roger charrrm	26
#51	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	58
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#116	Knob Goblin elite shirt	75
#176	Knob Goblin love potion	94
#59	Knob Goblin melon baller	84
#390	Knob Goblin pants	24
#371	Knob Goblin scimitar	26
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#174	Knob Goblin steroids	78
#87	Knob Goblin stink bomb	7
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#203	Knob mushroom	59
#174	Knob sausage	52
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#490	Knoll mushroom	15
#102	Knoll shroomkabob	17
#55	Knoll stir-fry	6
#669	LED block	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#133	Let Me Be!	9
#724	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4
#306	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	160
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#142	Mad Train wine	790
#33	Manetwich	29
#103	Mariner's Friend cough drops	8
#54	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	7
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#144	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	17
#76	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	108
#403	Meat detector	1
#32	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	490
#154	Meleegra™ pills	72
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	699
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#1056	Mob Penguin cellular phone	11
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#327	Monstar energy beverage	11
#77	Mortimer's nostrum	4
#617	Mountain Stream soda	12
#372	Mr. Joe's bangles	3
#2214	Mr. Mediocrebar	6
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#75	Necrotelicomnicon	10
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#82	Nuclear Blastball	47
#105	Oil of Parrrlay	34
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#15	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	4
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#520	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#107	Orcish meat locker	5
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#88	Oreille Divisée brandy	2
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#612	PADL Phone	1
#520	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	13
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#51	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1,194
#75	Pine-Fresh air freshener	51
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#40	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	38
#66	Ralph IX cognac	3
#352	Ram's Face Lager	75
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2281	Rock Pops	5
#204	Roo trading card	1
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#150	Sinful Desires	4
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#245	Snow Queen Crown	11
#159	Spam Witch sammich	361
#438	Spooky Surprise Egg	24
#533	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	10
#43	Summer Nights	12
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#256	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	5
#171	The Cooler Out of Space	18
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#126	Tiki lighter	3
#127	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	50
#69	Travels with Jerry	10
#185	Trollhouse cookies	280
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#219	Tuesday's ruby	11
#134	Ultrasoldier Serum	9
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#296	Uncle Romulus	4
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#147	WA	3
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#511	Warm Subject gift certificate	67
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#335	Wolfman Nardz	3
#134	X-37 gun	1
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#745	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#2187	Yummy Tummy bean	25
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#113	a little sump'm sump'm	39
#161	abominable snowcone	130
#298	accidental cider	4
#161	acid-squirting flower	28
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#194	adder bladder	67
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#157	all-purpose cleaner	68
#622	alphabet gum	1
#145	amulet of extreme plot significance	112
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#61	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	60
#200	ancient vinyl coin purse	34
#314	anniversary balloon	3
#1125	anniversary gift box	4
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#255	ant pick	1
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#327	anticheese	20
#6	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	110
#319	antique greaves	21
#359	antique helmet	17
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#73	antique record album	49
#366	antique shield	16
#424	antique spear	12
#343	armgun	4
#153	around the world	19
#95	arrrgyle socks	37
#105	asbestos crossbow	7
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#61	asbestos staff	8
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#359	asparagus knife	18
#344	asshat	4
#139	astral mushroom	114
#803	astronaut pants	9
#231	atomic vector plotter	18
#358	baby killer bee	28
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#33	baconstone ring	10
#707	badass belt	71
#133	badger badge	1
#326	bag of Cheat-Os	27
#194	bag of airline peanuts	141
#141	bag of bones	8
#191	bag of lard	6
#63	baggie of powdered sugar	571
#430	balaclava	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#94	balloon helmet	5
#105	balloon shield	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#134	ballroom blintz	58
#101	banana	94
#338	banana cream pie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#167	bar skin	88
#122	bar whip	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#328	barrrnacle	48
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#245	barskin hat	2
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#75	barskin tent	5
#43	basic meat crossbow	8
#59	basic meat foon	1
#43	basic meat spork	6
#144	basic meat sword	1
#265	bat guano	55
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#67	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	15
#784	batblade	1
#245	batgut	131
#382	bath ball gift set	13
#9	battered Crimbo Crate	2,031
#49	beach ball marble	1
#587	beach glass bead	2
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#82	beer bomb	660
#40	beer goggles	18
#725	beer lens	1
#43	beer-a-pult	4
#86	beertini	28
#172	beholed bedsheet	5
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#548	bejeweled cufflinks	6
#132	bellhop bell	4
#202	bi-lateral logic compressor	19
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#252	big rock	4
#6	big slimy cyst	281
#394	bilge wine	29
#29	bindle of joy	4
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#121	bit-o-cactus	44
#60	bitter pill	1
#332	black & tan	5
#45	black belt	2
#199	black candy heart	63
#203	black cherry soda	1
#47	black cowboy hat	2
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#234	black forest cake	16
#204	black forest ham	12
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#799	black paisley oyster egg	6
#192	black pension check	40
#152	black picnic basket	13
#217	black pixel	141
#175	black plastic oyster egg	23
#133	black polka-dot oyster egg	35
#122	black pudding	31
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#219	black snake skin	37
#41	black snowcone	66
#190	black spot	4
#727	black sword	1
#200	black-and-blue light	300
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#198	bloody beer	117
#94	bloody mary	30
#759	blue glowstick	1
#33	blue paisley oyster egg	86
#399	blue pixel	151
#166	blue pixel potion	9
#201	blue plasma ball	307
#749	blue plastic oyster egg	6
#45	blue polka-dot oyster egg	54
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#290	bone flute	3
#202	booty chest charrrm	45
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#68	bottle of Pinot Renoir	25
#84	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	13
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#198	bottle of black cat tonic	3
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#1729	bottle of goofballs	13
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#166	bottle of popskull	15
#155	bottle of realpagne	3
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#222	bottle of tequila	148
#236	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#205	bottled inspiration	3
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#430	bowl of cottage cheese	39
#179	bowl of lucky charms	4
#136	bowl of rye sprouts	2
#89	box	194
#90	box of sunshine	4,973
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#24	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	13
#217	boxed champagne	7
#1334	boxed wine	1
#175	boxing glove	2
#105	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	38
#246	brains casserole	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#68	breaded beer	6
#436	brick of sand	1
#319	brine	61
#232	broken carburetor	1
#154	broken skull	189
#624	broken sword	1
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#247	brown crock marble	1
#114	brown sugar cane	68
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#62	bunch of square grapes	146
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#133	buoybottoms	8
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#97	cactus fruit	35
#185	calavera concertina	1
#36	calle de miel	80
#98	can cannon	1
#705	can of Binarrrca	12
#452	can of Red Minotaur	8
#545	can of fake snow	1
#592	can of maces	1
#364	can of spinach	6
#11	can of sterno	27
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#71	candied yams	100
#595	candy cane	61
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#51	candy stake	102
#268	cannonball charrrm	24
#200	canteen of wine	111
#1591	capacitor relay	2
#1499	carbon nanotube frame	3
#187	carbonated soy milk	30
#110	carbonated water lily	106
#213	cardboard ore	10
#108	cardboard wakizashi	37
#173	carob brownies	1
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#169	carob chunk noodles	12
#625	carob chunks	2
#164	cast	187
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#132	cat appendix	42
#148	catgut	86
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#234	caustic slime nodule	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#127	centipede eggs	39
#33	chamoisole	2
#164	charming flute	3
#106	charrrm bracelet	2
#89	cheap cigar butt	45
#334	cheap elven gloves	13
#190	cheap studded belt	299
#83	chef skull	1
#133	chef's hat	105
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#141	chintzy disco ball pendant	7
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#116	chisel	1
#431	chocolate cigar	3
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#480	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2
#100	chopsticks	59
#250	chorizo brownies	8
#195	chorizo taco	27
#61	chrome crossbow	11
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#158	chrome staff	4
#86	chrome stick	3
#154	chrome sword	6
#107	chrome sword hilt	2
#494	chunk of depleted Grimacite	20
#157	clay peace-sign bead	42
#364	clockwork key	6
#167	clown hammer	169
#204	clown skin	40
#159	clownskin belt	2
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#243	club necklace	23
#122	cob of corn	5
#159	cocktail napkin	43
#893	cocoa egg	4
#196	cocoa eggshell fragment	451
#100	coffin lid	18
#172	cog	183
#50	cog and sprocket assembly	40
#160	comfy coffin	7
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#524	communications windchimes	3
#216	computronic processing unit	18
#78	concentrated garbage juice	9
#144	concentrated magicalness pill	16
🥉	control crystal	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#164	cool whip	40
#233	copper ha'penny charrrm	32
#317	corn holder	3
#151	cornuthaum	53
#64	corpse on the beach	64
#59	corpsedriver	65
#122	corpsetini	40
#123	correction fluid	8
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#94	corrupted data	262
#67	costume sword	12
#246	cottage	1
#36	cotton candy bale	43
#104	cotton candy cone	8
#62	cotton candy pillow	15
#97	cotton candy plug	3
#107	cranberries	383
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#341	crazy little Turkish delight	31
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#114	crowbar	2
#215	crowbarrr	11
#80	crown-shaped beanie	4
#262	crystallized memory	1
#181	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#123	curmudgel	12
#79	cursed black pearl onion	31
#85	cursed bottle of black-label rum	24
#114	cursed bottle of rum	20
#36	cursed cannonball	56
#37	cursed dirty joke scroll	46
#96	cursed sea biscuit	21
#45	cursed voodoo skull	50
#919	cyborg doll	1
#213	cymbal syrup	57
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#160	dead guy's watch	58
#165	deadly lampshade	6
#31	decanter of fine Scotch	8
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#183	decorative fountain	59
#191	defective skull	120
#89	dehydrated caviar	129
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#973	delicious salad	18
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#69	deluxe fax machine	4
#59	demon buckler	2
#129	demon skin	144
#68	demon-horned hat	2
#106	demonskin jacket	2
#91	demonskin trousers	2
#572	dense meat stack	44
#84	dense meat sword	1
#437	dented harmonica	1
#207	deodorant	14
#170	depantsing bomb	33
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#124	desiccated apricot	109
#454	designer handbag	6
#51	desktop zen garden	1
#154	detective skull	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#116	diamond necklace	34
#579	diamond-studded cane	6
#220	digital key lime	1
#231	digital key lime pie	3
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#278	strongness elixir	22
#1945	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	13
#602	stuffed Cheshire bitten	72
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#462	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	87
#1911	stuffed Meat	14
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#453	stuffed angry cow	90
#626	stuffed astral badger	75
#533	stuffed baby gravy fairy	84
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#2012	stuffed doppelshifter	3
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#508	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	88
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#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#471	stuffed scary death orb	90
#157	stuffed shoulder parrot	116
#672	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	70
#484	stuffed snowy owl	85
#515	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	86
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#1762	stuffed teddy butler	17
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#449	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	92
#2120	stuffing	2
#140	sturdy Crimbo crate	136
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#62	sugar banana	39
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#51	sugar lime	39
#161	sunken chest	108
#184	suntan lotion of moxiousness	49
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#108	sweet rims	2
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#282	teddy borg	39
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#264	teeny-tiny ninja stars	3
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#178	tequila grenade	34
#107	tequila sunrise	24
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#226	thermos of brew	2
#106	thistle wine	54
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#60	throbbing rage gland	5
#106	throwing wrench	21
🥇	time sleigh	1
#28	tin magnolia	695
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
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#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#41	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	17
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#2788	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#30	tiny plastic Scream Queen	17
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#45	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	17
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#3976	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
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#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
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#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#2534	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	7
#4809	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
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#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
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#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#203	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	6
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#6128	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#164	tiny shaker of salt	12
#132	tip jar	13
#141	tires	73
#265	tisket	1
#949	toast	679
#202	tofu casserole	8
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#133	tofu taco	1
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#225	tofurkey leg	35
#51	tomato daiquiri	28
#61	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	18
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#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#351	toy mercenary	21
#244	toy ray gun	43
#463	toy space helmet	19
#32	tree-eating kite	779
#78	true grit	52
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#88	tube of dread wax	71
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#149	uncooked chorizo	43
#251	unearthly onyx	3
#110	unidentified jerky	300
#231	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	26
#269	unstable DNA	195
#562	unstable laser battery	60
#1018	useless powder	42
#625	valuable trinket	115
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#851	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	8
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#69	vibrating cyborg knife	34
#8	villainous scythe	1
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#221	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	82
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#128	vodka and cranberry	19
#33	vodka and tonic	37
#23	vodka martini	497
#98	volleyball	2
#108	voodoo snuff	14
#143	vorpal blade	70
#279	wad of dough	185
#227	walrus-tusk earring	5
#586	wang	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#165	water pipe bomb	470
#317	wheel	11
#127	whiskey and cola	20
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#111	whiskey sour	23
#223	white Xanadian	1
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#296	white chocolate chip cookies	11
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#201	white collar	8
#155	white hat hacker T-shirt	9
#218	white lightning	72
#192	white picket fence	20
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#120	white satin shield	21
#156	white snake skin	89
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#161	white sword	40
#51	white whip	2
#166	whoopie cushion	166
#95	wicker shield	68
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#201	wind-up chattering teeth	144
#155	windchimes	77
#51	wine spritzer	25
#398	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	97
#157	witch hat	5
#354	witty rapier	6
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#490	wolfman mask	12
#428	wonderwall shield	1
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#143	wool hat	16
#61	woolen cravat	1
#166	worn tophat	13
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#184	x-ray specs	117
#355	yak skin	1
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#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#35	yellow brick road	58
#399	yellow candygram	1
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#765	yellow plastic oyster egg	8
#50	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	32
#191	yellow snowcone	156
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#660	yeti fur	100
#259	yo	36
#2364	yo-yo	1
#105	yummy death watch beetle	9
#51	zen motorcycle	1

Wow, that's 71,598 items total!

what items are this player missing?