| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #137 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 8 |
| #403 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #297 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #521 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #704 | can of Binarrrca | 12 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #931 | disturbing fanfic | 42 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #2145 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2224 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1842 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #3688 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #2883 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #4263 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #3826 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4057 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #3212 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3269 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1213 | unstable DNA | 27 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |