| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #137 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 8 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #294 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #523 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | can of Binarrrca | 12 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #931 | disturbing fanfic | 42 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1073 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #4274 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4324 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3663 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4045 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3745 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1214 | unstable DNA | 27 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |