| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #487 | Boss Bat britches | 30 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1068 | Crimbuck | 543 |
| #199 | Crown of the Goblin King | 103 |
| #373 | Drowsy Sword | 51 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #628 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #518 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 52 |
| #190 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 34 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #518 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #917 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #106 | baconstone | 61 |
| #412 | badass belt | 105 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #3613 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #793 | canteen of wine | 27 |
| #494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1381 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #124 | drywall axe | 99 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #966 | easter egg balloon | 26 |
| #271 | elven limbos gingerbread | 49 |
| #380 | elven moonshine | 30 |
| #300 | elven socks | 15 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #239 | extra-greasy slider | 10 |
| #388 | festive holiday hat | 11 |
| #185 | fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #175 | giant discarded bottlecap | 28 |
| #203 | giant discarded plastic fork | 43 |
| #142 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 30 |
| #150 | giant pinky ring | 96 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #675 | gray bow tie | 9 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #112 | hamethyst | 59 |
| #768 | handful of confetti | 54 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #542 | knuckle sandwich | 40 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #287 | llama lama gong | 5 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #442 | obsidian dagger | 40 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #652 | patent leather shoes | 9 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #94 | porquoise | 58 |
| #66 | pulsing flesh | 34 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #76 | rigid carapace | 36 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #235 | sawblade shield | 14 |
| #218 | shiny ring | 105 |
| #271 | solid gold bowling ball | 69 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #632 | spectre scepter | 52 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #816 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #13 | throbbing rage gland | 14 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #87 | twitching claw | 36 |
| #557 | unstable DNA | 96 |
| #540 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #327 | wrench bracelet | 10 |