| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1569 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #487 | Boss Bat britches | 30 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1067 | Crimbuck | 543 |
| #200 | Crown of the Goblin King | 103 |
| #371 | Drowsy Sword | 51 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #629 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #521 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 52 |
| #195 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 34 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #520 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #933 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #106 | baconstone | 61 |
| #413 | badass belt | 105 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #3615 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #792 | canteen of wine | 27 |
| #494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1385 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #124 | drywall axe | 99 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #965 | easter egg balloon | 26 |
| #270 | elven limbos gingerbread | 49 |
| #379 | elven moonshine | 30 |
| #300 | elven socks | 15 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #238 | extra-greasy slider | 10 |
| #387 | festive holiday hat | 11 |
| #185 | fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #177 | giant discarded bottlecap | 28 |
| #203 | giant discarded plastic fork | 43 |
| #142 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 30 |
| #151 | giant pinky ring | 96 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #674 | gray bow tie | 9 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #113 | hamethyst | 59 |
| #775 | handful of confetti | 54 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #542 | knuckle sandwich | 40 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #286 | llama lama gong | 5 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #442 | obsidian dagger | 40 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #651 | patent leather shoes | 9 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #765 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #95 | porquoise | 58 |
| #66 | pulsing flesh | 34 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #76 | rigid carapace | 36 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1290 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #230 | sawblade shield | 14 |
| #219 | shiny ring | 105 |
| #273 | solid gold bowling ball | 69 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #635 | spectre scepter | 52 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #818 | ten-leaf clover | 5 |
| #13 | throbbing rage gland | 14 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #87 | twitching claw | 36 |
| #556 | unstable DNA | 96 |
| #544 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #325 | wrench bracelet | 10 |