Museum :: A Tiny Plastic Puddle

A Tiny Plastic Puddle

Rank	Item	Quantity
#79	4-dimensional guitar	40
#621	9-ball	1
#429	A. W. O. L. commendation	12
#131	ASCII shirt	18
#256	Alice's Army Guard	1
#222	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#255	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#263	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#389	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1220	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#192	BURT	152
#99	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	5
#1074	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#520	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#527	Blood Light	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#17	Bohemian rhapsody	166
#471	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#2381	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#1167	Boss Bat bling	2
#2771	Boss Bat britches	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#100	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	127
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#112	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#67	C.H.U.M. knife	11
#1762	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1643	CRIMBCO wine	2
#506	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1726	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#219	Chori Zo trading card	1
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1120	Cloaca grenade	7
#869	Cloaca-Cola	21
#619	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#532	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#296	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#350	Cloaca-Cola shield	7
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#208	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#212	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#60	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	30
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#159	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	6
#688	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#865	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#903	Crimbo fudge	8
#919	Crimbo peppermint bark	7
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#1491	Crown of the Goblin King	14
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#913	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	5
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#258	Dolphin King's crown	18
#95	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	138
#200	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	18
#1133	Drowsy Sword	11
#880	Dyspepsi grenade	10
#865	Dyspepsi-Cola	57
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#616	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#433	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#565	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#396	Ecto-Cooler	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#157	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#288	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#194	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#306	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	9
#118	Elmley shades	10
#874	Ent cider	3
#46	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	33
#355	Feynman gate	31
🥇	French slippers	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#774	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#171	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	6
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#747	Go-Wassail	11
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#377	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	7
#52	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	25
#94	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#862	Instant Karma	3
#92	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	133
#46	Knob Goblin Uberpants	14
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#25	Knob Goblin elite helm	282
#26	Knob Goblin elite pants	259
#23	Knob Goblin elite polearm	284
#104	Knob Goblin elite shirt	84
#62	Knob Goblin firecracker	445
#63	Knob Goblin harem pants	109
#69	Knob Goblin harem veil	93
#50	Knob Goblin love potion	492
#374	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#13	Knob Goblin melon baller	601
#77	Knob Goblin nasal spray	20
#26	Knob Goblin pants	744
#88	Knob Goblin perfume	45
#71	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	37
#26	Knob Goblin scimitar	668
#23	Knob Goblin seltzer	2,050
#57	Knob Goblin spatula	907
#49	Knob Goblin steroids	445
#98	Knob Goblin stink bomb	5
#16	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1,210
#46	Knob Goblin tongs	494
#61	Knob Goblin visor	247
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#60	Knob mushroom	313
#343	Knob pasty	1
#42	Knob sausage	534
#720	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1905	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#87	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	137
#178	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	341
#1199	M-242	1
#1497	Mad Train wine	4
#260	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#634	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	11
#277	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	4
#174	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	23
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1331	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#105	Mohawk wig	121
#181	Monstar energy beverage	52
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#65	Nardz energy beverage	18
#245	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#298	Nightstalker perfume	5
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#230	Poison Oak trading card	1
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#146	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	8
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#313	SPF 451 lip balm	7
#709	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#348	Schrödinger's thermos	55
#484	Silver Bullet beer	2
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#259	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#722	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	3
#628	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	9
#695	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	5
#382	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1150	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#931	Travels with Jerry	1
#461	Tuesday's ruby	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#599	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	12
#11	Underworld flail	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#226	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#218	Wolfman Nardz	7
#87	X-37 gun	2
#105	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	5
#611	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#304	acoustic guitarrr	12
#350	amulet of extreme plot significance	41
#99	ancient stone fist	18
#132	ancient stone head	7
#2226	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#267	ant hoe	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#884	antique greaves	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#904	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#103	asbestos apron	12
#125	asbestos crossbow	6
#478	asbestos sword	1
#451	aspirin	2
#803	astronaut pants	9
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#260	baconstone	29
#2857	badass belt	16
#117	bag of lard	10
#403	ball	15
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#226	banana peel	22
#389	banana smoothie	1
#602	bananagate	7
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1036	bath ball gift set	3
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#119	beer bomb	417
#569	beer bong	1
#189	beer-scented teddy bear	3
#232	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#415	begpwnia	1
#687	beholed bedsheet	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#766	belemnite fossil	3
#631	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#214	big bass drum	5
#130	big boom	15
#463	big rock	1
#365	bindlestocking	7
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#291	bite-me-red lipstick	60
#509	black eyedrops	1
#149	black kettle drum	8
#930	black paisley oyster egg	5
#330	black polka-dot oyster egg	16
#812	black snowcone	1
#462	black spot	1
#190	black-and-blue light	313
#13	blackberry combat boots	158
#12	blackberry moccasins	72
#127	blackberry polite	2
#12	blackberry slippers	90
#184	blob of Alphredo™	2
#785	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#191	blue glowstick	9
#666	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#204	blue plasma ball	303
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#266	blue plastic oyster egg	18
#1000	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
🥈	blue ribbon	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#664	bone rattle	1
#276	borg sock monkey	7
#519	bottle of Blank-Out	12
#27	bottle of Mystic Shell	37
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#90	bottle of antifreeze	10
#491	bottle of bubbles	12
#1387	bottle of goofballs	17
#136	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#168	bottle of pirate juice	5
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#130	bottle of ultravitamins	5
#23	bottle opener belt buckle	236
#22	bottled inspiration	142
#2462	box of sunshine	44
#87	bronze breastplate	22
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#543	buckyball	9
#227	burrowgrub hive	1
#201	burst hellseal brain	37
#44	calavera concertina	5
#247	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1205	can of Binarrrca	5
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#103	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	6
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#49	can of spinach	35
#726	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	12
#1128	candied yams	7
#1089	candy cane	31
#1563	candy kneecapping stick	2
#462	candy knuckles	5
#1091	candy stake	6
#18	candycaine powder	19
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#1541	canteen of wine	3
#295	capacitor relay	41
#284	carbon nanotube frame	46
#228	chainsaw chain	2
#189	charming flute	2
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#186	cheap plastic bottle opener	30
#175	cheap studded belt	326
#188	cheap toaster	10
#141	chintzy disco ball pendant	7
#367	chintzy seal pendant	2
#258	chintzy turtle brooch	3
#438	chloroform rag	3
#555	chocolate cigar	1
#344	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5
#373	chocolate-frosted king cake	5
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#370	chrome sword	2
#865	chunk of depleted Grimacite	10
#660	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#30	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#1347	club necklace	5
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#39	cologne of contempt	22
#252	comfy pillow	1
#749	commemorative war stein	2
#28	communications windchimes	739
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#34	concentrated cordial of concentration	12
#557	concentrated garbage juice	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#222	cordial of concentration	1
#895	corpse on the beach	5
#733	corpsedriver	6
#1218	corpsetini	3
#167	cranberry cordial	1
#79	cyber-mattock	2
#239	cyborg doll	9
#194	cyclops eyedrops	2
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#1521	delicious salad	4
#168	delicious stinkbug	1
#294	dented harmonica	4
#132	depantsing bomb	48
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#620	diamond necklace	11
#230	didgeridooka	19
#868	dirty hobo gloves	4
#900	disco ball	18
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#578	distilled fortified wine	3
#889	doll house	4
#877	dollhive	6
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#395	double daisy	1
#220	double-barreled sling	2
#256	drab sonata	18
#163	drum machine	44
#242	drum of pomade	5
#697	drywall axe	16
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#33	duct tape buckler	2
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#1578	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#27	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	88
#1736	easter egg balloon	13
#502	effluvious emerald	1
#1292	eggnog	9
#1040	elven limbos gingerbread	9
#1957	elven cellocello	4
#518	elven moonshine	20
#1135	elven socks	2
#1743	elven suicide capsule	6
#528	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	16
#129	energy drink IV	42
#53	enormous belt buckle	149
#761	evil teddy bear	15
#58	exploding hacky-sack	61
#125	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	2
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#274	extremely skinny jeans	2
#225	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#35	eyedrops of the ocelot	22
#952	f3d0r4	1
#135	facehugging alien	6
#592	facsimile dictionary	16
#231	fake blood	5
#1989	fake fake vomit	1
#1291	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#87	fancy canapés	5
#389	fancy chocolate	8
#412	fancy chocolate car	7
#335	fancy dress ball	41
#996	felt	9
#1164	festive holiday hat	2
#298	finger cymbals	1
#322	fire	18
#282	[2426]fire flower	4
#338	flamin' bindle	2
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#195	flavored foot massage oil	281
#165	floaty inverse geode	1
#65	flowing hippy skirt	17
#190	foam dart	296
#494	foam noodle	1
#59	foreign box	3
#215	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
#964	frigid ninja stars	3
#91	frilly shirt	7
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#2467	fruitcake	3
#322	funhouse mirror	1
#123	funky dried mushroom	102
#687	fuzzy busby	1
#354	fuzzy dice	12
#41	ga-ga radio	251
#947	garish pinky ring	1
#125	gas balloon	98
#150	gauze garter	139
#446	gearbox necklace	2
#247	ghost protocol	2
#238	ghost trap	5
#293	ghostly body paint	14
#608	ghuol egg	16
#813	giant discarded bottlecap	5
#1454	giant discarded plastic fork	4
#489	giant discarded torn-up glove	9
#24	giant foam finger	237
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#829	giant pinky ring	16
#1857	gingerbread bugbear	7
#2301	gingerbread horror	3
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#283	glacial sapphire	2
#1203	gloomy black mushroom	2
#82	gloomy mushroom wine	8
#226	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#267	glowing red eye	75
#705	goat beard	2
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#590	golden ring	41
#409	googly eye	33
#267	goth kid t-shirt	19
#70	grape troll doll	1
#1070	gray bow tie	3
#397	green beer	33
#81	green pixie spog	1
#90	green smoke bomb	33
#841	green snowcone	1
#269	green-frosted astral cupcake	4
#1485	grue egg	17
#259	grungy flannel shirt	2
#70	guitar pick	106
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#241	guy made of bee pollen	13
#391	gyroscope	7
#180	half-rotten brain	4
#113	half-sized guitar	10
#385	hamethyst	21
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#188	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#2514	handful of confetti	11
#359	handful of pine needles	4
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#504	happiness	2
#233	harem girl t-shirt	5
#530	heart necklace	13
#74	heart of rock and roll	2
#1387	heart of the volcano	2
#24	heavy metal sonata	52
#32	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	56
#372	henna tattoo	1
#587	herbal stuffing	13
#1656	herringcello	8
#703	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	3
#169	hippy bongo	6
#191	hippy medical kit	23
#187	homeopathic healing powder	1
#153	hot pink lipstick	6
#62	hot wing	1,623
#657	hyperbolic plasma focuser	3
#440	hypodermic needle	3
#862	iGoogly	13
#277	ice stein	1
#893	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	43
#618	ice-cold Willer	53
#760	ice-cold fotie	12
#272	icy mushroom wine	1
#1002	immense cyborg hand	5
#215	incredibly creepy marionette	14
#74	infant sandworm	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#689	invisible bag	1
#389	ion grid	32
#608	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	4
#1061	iron pasta spoon	2
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#385	jar of swamp gas	100
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#1831	jazz soap	1
#180	jungle drum	3
#417	keg shield	2
#107	ketchup hound	111
#184	killer rag doll	14
#1041	killing feather	41
#948	kite	7
#812	kneecapping stick	11
#106	knob bugle	15
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#145	knob mushroom wine	1
#94	knoll mushroom wine	2
#1297	knuckle sandwich	4
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#837	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
#214	lavender plastic oyster egg	16
#711	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	4
#808	lavender striped oyster egg	3
#98	leather chaps	53
#502	length of string	23
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#1828	licorice garrote	1
#307	licorice root	18
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#438	linoleum staff	1
#340	linoleum sword	2
#123	little round pebble	3
#405	llama lama gong	1
#1135	loaded serum blowgun	3
#387	logic synthesizer	28
#92	longhaired hippy wig	6
#105	loose teeth	957
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#556	lucky rabbit's foot	12
#192	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#307	lupine sword	2
#277	mad scientist's sock monkey	11
#1319	mafia aria	7
#120	magic lamp	8
#205	magic whistle	10
#245	makeshift cape	1
#169	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#331	marionette	5
#250	marionette collective	3
#21	massive sitar	23
#186	mauve paisley oyster egg	14
#536	mauve plastic oyster egg	7
#587	mauve striped oyster egg	7
#38	mesh cap	181
#196	milk of magnesium	6
#210	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	2
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#69	mojo filter	33
#122	molotov cocktail cocktail	64
#624	monomolecular yo-yo	78
#1344	motivational poster	1
#159	mulled cider	11
#457	mullet wig	2
#992	mummy costume	1
#213	munchies pill	2
#1119	mylar scout drone	3
#2527	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#526	nanite-infested eggnog	9
#3328	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#2028	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#321	necrotizing body spray	23
#175	neurostim pill	2
#870	night-vision goggles	2
#1339	obsidian dagger	11
#242	ocarina of space	9
#1371	off-white plastic oyster egg	3
#1204	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#218	oil of expertise	1
#125	oil of stability	5
#261	oily golden mushroom	2
#140	oily mushroom wine	3
#202	ointment of the occult	4
#1187	oozenog	4
#440	opera mask	1
#1229	orange candy heart	1
#896	orange glowstick	2
#241	orange peel hat	2
#319	orange-frosted astral cupcake	3
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#1090	oversized fish scaler	5
#257	oyster basket	18
#158	packet of beer nuts	4
#474	pail	23
#983	pair of bolt cutters	3
#69	palm-frond capris	2
#45	palm-frond cloak	8
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#225	pants of the Slug Lord	16
#105	paperclip cape	1
#100	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#92	paperclip turban	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#229	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#111	party hat	64
#1536	passable elf mask	2
#135	pat-a-cake pendant	9
#67	patchouli oil bomb	47
#20	patent antipsychotics	178
#1304	patent leather shoes	1
#123	peach lozenge	1
#130	pear lozenge	1
#1669	penguin focaccia bread	6
#1284	penguin thesaurus	2
#148	perfume of prejudice	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#184	personal massager	174
#295	personalized coffee mug	246
#593	pet rock	13
#680	petrified wood	10
#193	philter of phorce	7
#1883	phish stick	2
#158	physiostim pill	7
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