| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #13 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 7 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #104 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 8 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #156 | Frosty's frosty mug | 11 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #342 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #155 | Now and Earlier | 31 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #75 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #133 | aspirin | 6 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #50 | banana-frosted king cake | 29 |
| #107 | beholed bedsheet | 7 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #408 | blood flower | 19 |
| #95 | blue glowstick | 15 |
| #76 | blue paisley oyster egg | 31 |
| #321 | blue pixel | 206 |
| #188 | blue plasma ball | 339 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #233 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #107 | blue snowcone | 194 |
| #87 | blue striped oyster egg | 38 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #72 | blue velvet cake | 2 |
| #269 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #30 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 22 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #694 | box of sunshine | 440 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #95 | brown plastic baby | 8 |
| #510 | bunch of bananas | 6 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #101 | can of Binarrrca | 103 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #25 | candy brain | 343 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #19 | colorful plastic ball | 7,000 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #21 | crystallized memory | 7 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1299 | dill | 7 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #458 | dusty Crimbo crate | 24 |
| #29 | dwarvish war helmet | 2 |
| #27 | dwarvish war mattock | 2 |
| #271 | easter egg balloon | 71 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #161 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 25 |
| #284 | fancy chocolate | 10 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #77 | flashing novelty button | 8 |
| #104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #22 | foreign box | 11 |
| #1080 | ghost cucumber | 25 |
| #63 | ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #4 | giant pinky ring | 9,665 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #7 | golden plastic oyster egg | 24 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #410 | grue egg | 62 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1405 | handful of confetti | 27 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #100 | invisible bag | 8 |
| #169 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 13 |
| #38 | jar of squeeze | 15 |
| #252 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #39 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 11 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #12 | molten medallion | 2 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #362 | pack of KWE trading card | 9 |
| #59 | pair of ragged claws | 6 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #32 | pig-iron bracers | 4 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #92 | psycho sweater | 4 |
| #80 | pulsing flesh | 29 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #101 | rigid carapace | 29 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #616 | spectral pickle | 14 |
| #1098 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #802 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 15 |
| #108 | synthetic dog hair pill | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #130 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 227 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #83 | twitching claw | 37 |
| #8 | uniclops egg | 1 |
| #36 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 22 |
| #622 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #240 | wad of cotton | 13 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |