| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2354 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #160 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 12 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #3360 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #169 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #29 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2645 | badass belt | 18 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5530 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #23 | class five ecto-larva | 2 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #85 | fuzzy dice | 26 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #40 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
| #25 | llama lama cria | 3 |
| #35 | naughty origami kit | 2 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #48 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #114 | raffle prize box | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #19 | sane hatrack | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2565 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3881 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3173 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3840 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥉 | toast | 3,838,341 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |