Museum :: Debbie Queen of New Jersey

Debbie Queen of New Jersey

Rank	Item	Quantity
#158	"caramel" orange	9
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#410	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#43	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	3
#126	Amulet of Yendor	176
#394	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#567	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#481	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#634	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#295	BRAINS shorts	2
#618	BURT	1
#151	Baja sopapilla	6
#845	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#272	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	37
#127	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	21
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#495	Blood Light	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#195	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#62	Bram's choker	2
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1937	CRIMBCO wine	1
#111	CRIMBCOIDS mints	19
#163	CRIMBCOLOAF	13
#132	Cheer-Up soda	3
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#58	Clara's bell	11
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#253	Colander of Em-er'il	8
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#669	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#465	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#141	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	34
#439	Crimbo Credit	4
#68	Crimbo Factory surprise box	36
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#86	Crimbo crystal shards	2
#118	Crimbo dinner	2
#133	Crimbo food scraps	22
#60	Crimbo salad	8
#42	Crimbo train emergency brake	91
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#305	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#123	Crimbosmopolitan	3
#169	Crimbot battery	6
#109	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	49
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#192	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#113	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	46
#110	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	43
#119	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	12
#108	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	45
#152	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	3
#179	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	8
#127	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	36
#128	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	12
#110	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	42
#1832	Crimboween memo	3
#90	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
#90	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	6
#1495	Crimbuck	180
#280	Crown of the Goblin King	83
#175	DUFRESNE Suds	10
#59	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
#290	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#178	Dolphin King's crown	24
#139	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	26
#1533	Drowsy Sword	6
#26	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#141	Ecto-Cooler	8
#388	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#40	El Vibrato restraints	14
#98	Elder Turtle Shell	14
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#68	Elf Guard MPC	4,008
#60	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
#128	Elvish delight	2
#890	FDKOL commendation	4
#62	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	3
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#38	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	4
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#370	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
#774	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#517	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#55	Glenn's golden dice	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#726	Go-Wassail	12
#46	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	15
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#753	Heimandatz's heart	2
#91	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#323	Hodgman's blanket	4
#130	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#155	Inner Strength	3
#53	Inner Truth	5
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#997	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#134	Jack-in-the-box	37
#73	Jamaican coffee	3
#875	Jocko Homo's head	2
#469	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#441	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	5
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#481	LED block	2
#33	LOLmec statuette	2
#48	Lavalos's shell	2
#56	Lil' Snowball Factory	3
#948	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	27
#468	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	69
#260	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#444	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
#27	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#41	Mer-kin cookiestove	172
#355	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#208	Misty Cloak	6
#1507	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#32	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	5
#2455	Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#121	Mysterious Black Box	5
#116	Mysterious Blue Box	8
#118	Mysterious Green Box	7
#111	Mysterious Red Box	8
#522	NPZR chemistry set	3
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1568	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#367	Nightstalker perfume	2
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#372	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#1266	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#245	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#44	Pener's drumstick	2
#462	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#90	Red Rover BB gun	38
#1461	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#13	SMOOCH coffee cup	1
#511	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#51	Scalp of Gorgolok	22
#284	Silver Bullet beer	8
#86	Skullhead's Screw	2
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#13	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	2
#1058	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#82	Stephen's lab coat	2
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#336	The Cooler Out of Space	6
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1032	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1558	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1722	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#306	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#908	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#669	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#1720	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#748	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#649	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	10
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2404	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#912	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#61	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	1
#727	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#192	Zombo's skullcap	1
#1138	adorable seal larva	2
#815	ammonite fossil	3
#2226	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#41	anger blaster	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#29	antique Canadian lantern	7
#111	antique beer	3
#95	antique nutcracker figurine	3
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#769	aspirin	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#92	augmented-reality shades	2
#567	badass belt	84
#258	bag of airline peanuts	112
#1009	ball	5
#42	ballpark hot daub	2
#121	banana supersucker	5
#517	bananagate	10
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#266	bark rootbeer	4
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#767	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#27	battered old top-hat	1
#74	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#73	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#88	beaver punch (peach)	1
#110	beavermouth	80
#447	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#428	beholed bedsheet	2
#233	bejeweled cufflinks	18
#766	belemnite fossil	3
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#338	bite-me-red lipstick	40
#179	black Crimbo ball	4
#106	black and white cracker	4
#112	black candy heart	129
#188	black spot	4
#269	black velvet box	1
#138	blank diary	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#197	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#437	blind-packed capsule toy	3
#70	blob of Alphredo™	7
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1102	blood flower	3
#253	blue plastic baby	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#252	boiling seal blood	3
#895	bone chips	2
#622	borg sock monkey	2
#729	bottle of Blank-Out	4
#71	bottle of Bloodweiser	2
#164	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#664	bottle of bubbles	2
#257	bottle of fire	20
#513	bottle of goofballs	50
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#438	bow	1
#48	bowl of mernudo	44
#3612	box of sunshine	18
#175	bread line	5
#103	bread pie	6
#196	brick	190
#963	brine	10
#519	broken cellular phone	3
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#96	buñuelos Jaliscos	7
#97	bubble-wrap simulator	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1271	buckyball	2
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#713	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#247	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1437	can of Binarrrca	3
#121	can of CRIMBCOLA	16
#547	can of fake snow	1
#1038	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8
#435	candied bolts	4
#177	candied nuts	6
#34	candied sweet potatoes	1
#601	candied yams	15
#2005	candy cane	12
#1563	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1468	candy knuckles	2
#1782	candy stake	4
#1751	canteen of wine	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1107	carbon nanotube frame	7
#287	chainsaw chain	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#173	chakra sludge	5
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#1339	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#17	cheap toaster	62
#155	cheer-o-gram	2
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#507	chintzy noodle ring	1
#505	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#180	choco-Crimbot	6
#142	chocomotive	6
#392	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#103	clear Russian	6
#104	clown hammer	220
#707	club necklace	10
#30	coarse hemp socks	1
#264	cold seal sweat	5
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#365	communal gobstopper	2
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#20	concentrated fish broth	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#207	cookie cookie	4
#288	corpse on the beach	17
#99	corpsebite	3
#353	corpsedriver	14
#420	corpsetini	12
#34	cranberry cylinder	1
#254	crystalline cheer	322
#261	crystallized memory	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#233	cylindrical mold	3
#107	cymbal syrup	145
#1025	daisy	1
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#129	defective skull	186
#76	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	6
#135	designer handbag	18
#793	diamond necklace	9
#1220	dill	10
#1843	disco ball	1
#222	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	3
#213	disco horoscope (Aries)	3
#222	disco horoscope (Cancer)	3
#223	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	3
#241	disco horoscope (Gemini)	2
#209	disco horoscope (Leo)	3
#250	disco horoscope (Libra)	2
#241	disco horoscope (Pisces)	2
#242	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	2
#220	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	3
#223	disco horoscope (Taurus)	3
#243	disco horoscope (Virgo)	2
#1712	disco mask	1
#215	discocktail	14
#1263	doll house	2
#1606	dollhive	1
#426	donated booze	5
#136	donated candy	104
#409	donated food	6
#395	double daisy	1
#42	doubt cannon	2
#171	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	8
#30	dropped scrap of paper	11
#242	drum of pomade	5
#1979	drywall axe	1
#1475	duck-on-a-string	1
#77	duonoculars	4
#1051	dusty Crimbo crate	5
#244	easter egg balloon	76
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#2059	eggnog	3
#47	eldritch alignment spray	14
#50	eldritch elixir	2
#50	eldritch essence	2
#61	eldritch mushroom	2
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#64	electric Kool-Aid	2
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1591	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1981	elven cellocello	3
#1135	elven socks	2
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#22	elven tambourine	1
#248	empty blowgun	10
#197	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#106	encoder ring	170
#76	eternal car battery	2
#959	evil googly eye	3
#2196	evil teddy bear	2
#129	executive mime flask	9
#145	exotic orchid	1
#201	explosion-flavored chewing gum	127
#103	extra-greasy slider	25
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#313	extremely skinny jeans	1
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#121	fake fake vomit	219
#904	fake hand	21
#1010	fake plastic grass	1
#3640	fancy but probably evil chocolate	2
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#1811	fancy chocolate car	2
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#501	fancy opera glasses	7
#42	fear condenser	2
#1747	felt	3
#687	festive sausage	2
#267	fiery wing	11
#1759	fire	1
#71	fishelada	18
#72	fitness wristband	4
#65	flan del mar	8
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#54	flask of egggrog	3
#265	flask of tainted mining oil	7
#288	foetid seal tear	5
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#41	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	10
#112	freightcake	7
#1441	friendly cheez blob	1
#449	frigid fudgepuck	5
#31	fruit-stuffed rumcake	5
#1513	fruitcake	9
#187	fudge bunny	3
#136	fudge cube	2
#564	fudge lily	5
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#144	fudge spork	2
#740	fudgecule	418
#67	fudgecycle	3
#151	fudgesicle	2
#338	fuzzy busby	8
#13	fuzzy dice	68
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#201	gamma nog	1
#394	garish pinky ring	11
#1346	ghost cucumber	11
#383	ghost of a necklace	5
#59	ghost pepper	2
#549	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#103	ghost protocol	7
#238	ghost trap	5
#206	ghostly body paint	24
#237	giant designer sunglasses	19
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#161	giant red gummi ingot	1
#169	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#1857	gingerbread bugbear	7
#45	gingerbread gavel	2
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#51	gingerbread nylons	12
#41	gingerbread pirate	5
#89	gingerbread robot	7
#36	glob of salty molasses	203
#371	gloomy black mushroom	8
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#264	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#505	gold wedding ring	7
#2719	golden ring	3
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#48	great big capacitor	3
#75	green and red bean	156
#1014	green beer	9
#149	green drunki-bear	3
#1007	green glowstick	1
#802	green gummi ingot	10
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#135	grilled mooseflank	15
#55	grog nuts	9
#313	grue egg	76
#68	gummi ammonite	4
#68	gummi belemnite	4
#243	gummi snake	1
#72	gummi trilobite	4
#442	gyroscope	6
#112	hambrosier	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#188	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#1239	handful of confetti	32
#100	handful of crafty noodles	5
#828	heart necklace	9
#563	heart of the volcano	12
#1453	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1873	helmet turtle	1
#46	hemp candy necklace	8
#758	herbal stuffing	10
#36	hermedisiac cologne	3
#1794	herringcello	4
#191	high-energy mining laser	5
#866	holiday cheese log	1
#180	honey stick	1
#137	hot daub	2
#113	hot watered rum	6
#86	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#71	huge mosquito proboscis	1
#43	humble pie	1
#33	hushed puppy	6
#1027	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1069	iGoogly	8
#31	icing poncho	1
#2353	immense cyborg hand	1
#40	imported lemon lozenge	2
#1371	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#43	intact anemone spike	253
#689	invisible bag	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1082	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#495	irradiated candy cane	8
#134	irresistibility potion	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#108	jar of fermented pickle juice	22
#301	jar of squeeze	3
#1148	jar of swamp gas	3
#453	java cookie	2
#531	jawbruiser	5
#350	jazz soap	85
#770	jerky coins	11
#242	jive turkey leg	1
#97	joybuzzer	225
#139	kamicorpse-ee	2
#883	killer rag doll	2
#2463	killing feather	3
#1688	kite	2
#1197	knuckle sandwich	6
#494	kumquartz	10
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#142	kumquat supersucker	5
#56	large tankard of ale	1
#2640	laser-broiled pear	7
#1751	length of string	1
#421	licorice garrote	5
#470	licorice root	5
#119	lime supersucker	5
#129	lint	2
#36	liquid SONAR	3
#836	live wire	1
#373	loaded serum blowgun	11
#767	lollipop stick	10
#556	lucky rabbit's foot	12
#59	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#1349	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#2078	mafia aria	1
#242	magical ice cube with a fly in it	114
#57	magnum of fancy champagne	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#1297	mariachi pants	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
🥉	marzipan skull	78,652
#29	mid-level medieval mead	7
#151	mime army superserum	1
#72	mime pocket probe	1
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#49	moist Crimbo spices	260
#423	molten brick	2
#1661	monomolecular yo-yo	3
#84	mood ring	168
#97	mooseflank	73
#86	moosemeat pie	1
#1344	motivational poster	1
#263	muffled muffuletta	2
#689	mugcake	1
#20	muskox-skin cap	8
#1119	mylar scout drone	3
#181	mysterious silver lapel pin	9
#862	nanite-infested candy cane	13
#275	nanite-infested eggnog	16
#720	nanite-infested fruitcake	7
#618	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	8
#1182	nanofiber cloth	1
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#338	necrotizing body spray	21
#47	neg grog	1
#179	nega-mushroom	8
#38	negative lump	4,651
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#40	nuclear stockpile	1
#279	nugget of Crimbonium	6
#490	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#845	obsidian dagger	21
#471	oily golden mushroom	1
#49	ojo de pez burrito	45
#1131	old sweatpants	30
#218	oldcake	2
#410	oozenog	8
#896	orange glowstick	2
#30	orange traffic cone	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#159	overloaded micro-reactor	5
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#739	pack of pogs	10
#863	pail	9
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#152	pants of the Slug Lord	24
#793	paperclip	15
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#1560	pasta spoon	1
#100	peanut brittle shield	37
#142	pear supersucker	3
#491	pearidot	10
#1748	penguin focaccia bread	3
#1464	penguin thesaurus	1
#83	peppermint eel sauce	157
#37	peppermint tack	28
#288	peppermint tailings	27
#54	peppermint-scented socks	9
#309	perl necklace	2
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#1429	pet rock	4
#112	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	204
#135	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	185
#613	petit 4.1	2
#188	petit fortran	4
#330	phish stick	3
#1205	piece of wedding cake	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#281	pig-iron shinguards	1
#24	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#18	pirate fledges	4
#132	pitted sheet metal	9
#242	plastic cup of beer	7
#1231	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#1088	poison pen	1
#2128	polyalloy shield	1
#912	pool cue	2
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#1113	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
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what items are this player missing?