Museum :: Debbie Queen of New Jersey

Debbie Queen of New Jersey

Rank	Item	Quantity
#161	"caramel" orange	9
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#44	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	3
#127	Amulet of Yendor	176
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#630	BURT	1
#152	Baja sopapilla	6
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#272	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	37
#128	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	21
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#496	Blood Light	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#112	CRIMBCOIDS mints	19
#163	CRIMBCOLOAF	13
#133	Cheer-Up soda	3
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#59	Clara's bell	11
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#466	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#142	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	34
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#69	Crimbo Factory surprise box	36
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#88	Crimbo crystal shards	2
#120	Crimbo dinner	2
#135	Crimbo food scraps	22
#60	Crimbo salad	8
#42	Crimbo train emergency brake	91
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#307	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#125	Crimbosmopolitan	3
#168	Crimbot battery	6
#108	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	49
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#191	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#112	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	46
#109	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	43
#119	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	12
#107	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	45
#152	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	3
#178	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	8
#126	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	36
#127	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	12
#109	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	42
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#90	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
#94	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	6
#1496	Crimbuck	180
#282	Crown of the Goblin King	83
#176	DUFRESNE Suds	10
#58	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
#290	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#180	Dolphin King's crown	24
#140	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	26
#1535	Drowsy Sword	6
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#143	Ecto-Cooler	8
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#42	El Vibrato restraints	14
#100	Elder Turtle Shell	14
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#71	Elf Guard MPC	4,008
#59	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
#130	Elvish delight	2
#888	FDKOL commendation	4
#62	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	3
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#39	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	4
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#369	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#55	Glenn's golden dice	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#728	Go-Wassail	12
#47	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	15
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#156	Inner Strength	3
#52	Inner Truth	5
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#999	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#134	Jack-in-the-box	37
#81	Jamaican coffee	3
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#443	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	5
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#481	LED block	2
#34	LOLmec statuette	2
#48	Lavalos's shell	2
#60	Lil' Snowball Factory	3
#952	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	27
#467	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	69
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#444	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#40	Mer-kin cookiestove	172
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#210	Misty Cloak	6
#1507	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#31	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	5
#2452	Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#125	Mysterious Black Box	5
#120	Mysterious Blue Box	8
#123	Mysterious Green Box	7
#114	Mysterious Red Box	8
#524	NPZR chemistry set	3
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#368	Nightstalker perfume	2
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#44	Pener's drumstick	2
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#89	Red Rover BB gun	38
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#13	SMOOCH coffee cup	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#52	Scalp of Gorgolok	22
#286	Silver Bullet beer	8
#87	Skullhead's Screw	2
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#13	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	2
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#80	Stephen's lab coat	2
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#336	The Cooler Out of Space	6
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#924	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#713	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#1740	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#647	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	10
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#61	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	1
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#43	anger blaster	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#29	antique Canadian lantern	7
#114	antique beer	3
#94	antique nutcracker figurine	3
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#769	aspirin	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#92	augmented-reality shades	2
#568	badass belt	84
#256	bag of airline peanuts	112
#1008	ball	5
#42	ballpark hot daub	2
#121	banana supersucker	5
#516	bananagate	10
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#264	bark rootbeer	4
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#769	battered Crimbo Crate	10
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#77	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#92	beaver punch (peach)	1
#110	beavermouth	80
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#234	bejeweled cufflinks	18
#768	belemnite fossil	3
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#338	bite-me-red lipstick	40
#181	black Crimbo ball	4
#105	black and white cracker	4
#114	black candy heart	129
#190	black spot	4
#269	black velvet box	1
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#438	blind-packed capsule toy	3
#70	blob of Alphredo™	7
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1103	blood flower	3
#253	blue plastic baby	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#252	boiling seal blood	3
#893	bone chips	2
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#729	bottle of Blank-Out	4
#74	bottle of Bloodweiser	2
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#666	bottle of bubbles	2
#257	bottle of fire	20
#516	bottle of goofballs	50
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#437	bow	1
#50	bowl of mernudo	44
#3615	box of sunshine	18
#173	bread line	5
#102	bread pie	6
#195	brick	190
#963	brine	10
#519	broken cellular phone	3
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#98	buñuelos Jaliscos	7
#98	bubble-wrap simulator	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1436	can of Binarrrca	3
#120	can of CRIMBCOLA	16
#545	can of fake snow	1
#1042	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8
#433	candied bolts	4
#177	candied nuts	6
#36	candied sweet potatoes	1
#601	candied yams	15
#2005	candy cane	12
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#1783	candy stake	4
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1108	carbon nanotube frame	7
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#172	chakra sludge	5
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#1338	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#17	cheap toaster	62
#156	cheer-o-gram	2
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#180	choco-Crimbot	6
#148	chocomotive	6
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#103	clear Russian	6
#106	clown hammer	220
#705	club necklace	10
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#264	cold seal sweat	5
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#365	communal gobstopper	2
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#209	cookie cookie	4
#289	corpse on the beach	17
#101	corpsebite	3
#353	corpsedriver	14
#421	corpsetini	12
#35	cranberry cylinder	1
#264	crystalline cheer	322
#262	crystallized memory	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#234	cylindrical mold	3
#106	cymbal syrup	145
#1025	daisy	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#129	defective skull	186
#77	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	6
#137	designer handbag	18
#791	diamond necklace	9
#1220	dill	10
#1849	disco ball	1
#222	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	3
#213	disco horoscope (Aries)	3
#222	disco horoscope (Cancer)	3
#223	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	3
#241	disco horoscope (Gemini)	2
#209	disco horoscope (Leo)	3
#250	disco horoscope (Libra)	2
#241	disco horoscope (Pisces)	2
#242	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	2
#220	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	3
#222	disco horoscope (Taurus)	3
#243	disco horoscope (Virgo)	2
#1718	disco mask	1
#215	discocktail	14
#1263	doll house	2
#1607	dollhive	1
#441	donated booze	5
#140	donated candy	104
#420	donated food	6
#395	double daisy	1
#43	doubt cannon	2
#175	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	8
#29	dropped scrap of paper	11
#242	drum of pomade	5
#1979	drywall axe	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#77	duonoculars	4
#1050	dusty Crimbo crate	5
#243	easter egg balloon	76
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#2058	eggnog	3
#47	eldritch alignment spray	14
#53	eldritch elixir	2
#52	eldritch essence	2
#64	eldritch mushroom	2
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#67	electric Kool-Aid	2
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1983	elven cellocello	3
#1136	elven socks	2
#1911	elven suicide capsule	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#248	empty blowgun	10
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#106	encoder ring	170
#77	eternal car battery	2
#960	evil googly eye	3
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#130	executive mime flask	9
#145	exotic orchid	1
#198	explosion-flavored chewing gum	127
#102	extra-greasy slider	25
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#121	fake fake vomit	219
#901	fake hand	21
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#3638	fancy but probably evil chocolate	2
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#1811	fancy chocolate car	2
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#500	fancy opera glasses	7
#42	fear condenser	2
#1747	felt	3
#686	festive sausage	2
#268	fiery wing	11
#1764	fire	1
#71	fishelada	18
#72	fitness wristband	4
#65	flan del mar	8
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#62	flask of egggrog	3
#263	flask of tainted mining oil	7
#288	foetid seal tear	5
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#41	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	10
#119	freightcake	7
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#450	frigid fudgepuck	5
#35	fruit-stuffed rumcake	5
#1512	fruitcake	9
#188	fudge bunny	3
#136	fudge cube	2
#566	fudge lily	5
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#145	fudge spork	2
#743	fudgecule	418
#67	fudgecycle	3
#152	fudgesicle	2
#339	fuzzy busby	8
#13	fuzzy dice	68
#591	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#203	gamma nog	1
#394	garish pinky ring	11
#1346	ghost cucumber	11
#388	ghost of a necklace	5
#60	ghost pepper	2
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#103	ghost protocol	7
#238	ghost trap	5
#207	ghostly body paint	24
#237	giant designer sunglasses	19
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#1858	gingerbread bugbear	7
#46	gingerbread gavel	2
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#59	gingerbread nylons	12
#45	gingerbread pirate	5
#89	gingerbread robot	7
#37	glob of salty molasses	203
#371	gloomy black mushroom	8
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#510	gold wedding ring	7
#2717	golden ring	3
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#51	great big capacitor	3
#76	green and red bean	156
#1014	green beer	9
#148	green drunki-bear	3
#1006	green glowstick	1
#804	green gummi ingot	10
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#136	grilled mooseflank	15
#55	grog nuts	9
#318	grue egg	76
#68	gummi ammonite	4
#68	gummi belemnite	4
#241	gummi snake	1
#72	gummi trilobite	4
#441	gyroscope	6
#112	hambrosier	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#1216	handful of confetti	33
#100	handful of crafty noodles	5
#828	heart necklace	9
#565	heart of the volcano	12
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#44	hemp candy necklace	8
#760	herbal stuffing	10
#36	hermedisiac cologne	3
#1797	herringcello	4
#190	high-energy mining laser	5
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#181	honey stick	1
#138	hot daub	2
#116	hot watered rum	6
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#71	huge mosquito proboscis	1
#43	humble pie	1
#33	hushed puppy	6
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1069	iGoogly	8
#31	icing poncho	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#40	imported lemon lozenge	2
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#42	intact anemone spike	253
#691	invisible bag	1
#1775	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#497	irradiated candy cane	8
#133	irresistibility potion	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#108	jar of fermented pickle juice	22
#301	jar of squeeze	3
#1149	jar of swamp gas	3
#453	java cookie	2
#531	jawbruiser	5
#349	jazz soap	85
#771	jerky coins	11
#243	jive turkey leg	1
#100	joybuzzer	225
#140	kamicorpse-ee	2
#884	killer rag doll	2
#2461	killing feather	3
#1688	kite	2
#1198	knuckle sandwich	6
#494	kumquartz	10
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#142	kumquat supersucker	5
#57	large tankard of ale	1
#2638	laser-broiled pear	7
#1751	length of string	1
#420	licorice garrote	5
#471	licorice root	5
#119	lime supersucker	5
#130	lint	2
#37	liquid SONAR	3
#836	live wire	1
#373	loaded serum blowgun	11
#766	lollipop stick	10
#559	lucky rabbit's foot	12
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#2077	mafia aria	1
#241	magical ice cube with a fly in it	114
#59	magnum of fancy champagne	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
🥈	marzipan skull	78,922
#29	mid-level medieval mead	7
#152	mime army superserum	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#48	moist Crimbo spices	260
#425	molten brick	2
#1662	monomolecular yo-yo	3
#83	mood ring	168
#98	mooseflank	73
#88	moosemeat pie	1
#1339	motivational poster	1
#264	muffled muffuletta	2
#690	mugcake	1
#20	muskox-skin cap	8
#1120	mylar scout drone	3
#181	mysterious silver lapel pin	9
#863	nanite-infested candy cane	13
#276	nanite-infested eggnog	16
#720	nanite-infested fruitcake	7
#618	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	8
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#338	necrotizing body spray	21
#48	neg grog	1
#181	nega-mushroom	8
#39	negative lump	4,651
#1125	night-vision goggles	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#278	nugget of Crimbonium	6
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#842	obsidian dagger	21
#469	oily golden mushroom	1
#49	ojo de pez burrito	45
#1135	old sweatpants	30
#220	oldcake	2
#410	oozenog	8
#896	orange glowstick	2
#30	orange traffic cone	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#161	overloaded micro-reactor	5
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#739	pack of pogs	10
#866	pail	9
#1325	pair of bolt cutters	1
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#152	pants of the Slug Lord	24
#794	paperclip	15
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#1682	passable elf mask	1
#1565	pasta spoon	1
#99	peanut brittle shield	37
#142	pear supersucker	3
#491	pearidot	10
#1749	penguin focaccia bread	3
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#83	peppermint eel sauce	157
#39	peppermint tack	28
#290	peppermint tailings	27
#55	peppermint-scented socks	9
#309	perl necklace	2
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#1430	pet rock	4
#111	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	204
#134	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	185
#614	petit 4.1	2
#190	petit fortran	4
#332	phish stick	3
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#24	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#18	pirate fledges	4
#130	pitted sheet metal	9
#249	plastic cup of beer	7
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#1087	poison pen	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#914	pool cue	2
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#247	stuffed Meat	155
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#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
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#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
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#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
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#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
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#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
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#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
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#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
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#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
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#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
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#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
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#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
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#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
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#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
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#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
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#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
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#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
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#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#466	tofurkey gravy	19
#856	tofurkey leg	10
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#2527	toothsome rock	1
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#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
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#216	transparent nog	2
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#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#76	very fancy whiskey	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
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#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#391	voodoo snuff	3
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#153	wand of pigification	4
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#322	warbear accoutrements chunk	3
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#106	warbear badge	1
#405	warbear battery	3
#320	warbear beeping telegram	3
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#159	warbear feasting mead	2
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#318	warbear helm fragment	3
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#311	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
#291	warbear requisition box	5
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#309	warbear trouser fragment	3
#146	warehouse key	5
#107	waterlogged cloth	10
#144	waterlogged leather	4
#92	waterlogged metal	11
#84	waterlogged stuffing	14
#479	wheel	8
#244	whisker pencil	35
#164	white Crimbo ball	5
#126	white tulip	1
#89	whoopie cushion	243
#223	wind-up chattering teeth	131
#598	wind-up meatcar	10
#390	witch hat	2
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#253	wumpus hair	6
#117	x-ray specs	187
#170	yellow drunki-bear	2
#748	yellow gummi ingot	12
#121	yellow snowcone	212
#1584	yo	3
#1885	yo-yo	3
#126	yule gruel	5
#108	yule hatchet	4
#102	yule pup	1
#610	zombie pineal gland	8

Wow, that's 101,722 items total!

what items are this player missing?