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| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
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| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
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| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
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| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
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| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
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| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
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| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
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| #662 | meat stack | 14 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
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| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
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| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
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| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
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| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
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| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
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| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1622 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1405 | useless powder | 11 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
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