| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #998 | CRIMBCO scrip | 65 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1264 | Crimbuck | 354 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #2108 | duct tape | 2 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #436 | turtle pheromones | 6 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #662 | worthless gewgaw | 3 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #439 | worthless trinket | 6 |