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| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #62 | Go-Wassail | 342 |
| #328 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 10 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #142 | NPZR chemistry set | 40 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #103 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 135 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 15,895 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #114 | bottle of bubbles | 102 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #972 | duct tape | 22 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #912 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #269 | frigid fudgepuck | 13 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #872 | fudgecule | 191 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #2038 | grue egg | 11 |
| #40 | gummi bowtie | 2 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1074 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #620 | hobo nickel | 279 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | jerky coins | 321 |
| #50 | mafia thumb ring | 2 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #23 | miming boots | 3 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #57 | pack of pogs | 301 |
| #55 | pile of useless robot parts | 22 |
| #704 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #506 | radium-flavored potato chips | 75 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #92 | synthetic dog hair pill | 3 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #114 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #113 | tiny plastic trollipop | 3 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #39 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 4 |
| #245 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 14 |
| #68 | warbear auto-anvil | 3 |
| #161 | warbear beeping telegram | 8 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #73 | warbear chemistry lab | 3 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #37 | warbear foil hat | 5 |
| #106 | warbear gyrocopter | 9 |
| #235 | warbear helm fragment | 14 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| #27 | warbear induction oven | 4 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #25 | warbear oil pan | 7 |
| #312 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #266 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 4 |
| #193 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 7 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #146 | warbear trouser fragment | 42 |
| #146 | wind-up meatcar | 78 |
| #541 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 47 |