| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #327 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 19 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #11 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 2 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #72 | Chroner | 1,290 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #7 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 2 |
| #4 | Cosmic Calorie | 143,141 |
| #59 | Crimbo Credit | 244 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #73 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 3 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #60 | Freddy Kruegerand | 265 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #4 | Girdle of Hatred | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #370 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 17 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 176 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #48 | aerated diving helmet | 6 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #6 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 45 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3419 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #23 | bindle of joy | 5 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #161 | blue class ring | 25 |
| #2557 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #134 | bunny liver | 70 |
| #49 | damp old wallet | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #803 | empty agua de vida bottle | 76 |
| #51 | fat loot token | 110 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #881 | filthy lucre | 36 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #28 | gloomy black mushroom | 294 |
| #118 | green clay bead | 103 |
| #2038 | grue egg | 11 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1219 | hobo nickel | 4 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #392 | old sweatpants | 188 |
| #5 | ornate picture frame | 366 |
| #133 | pink clay bead | 155 |
| #229 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #146 | purple clay bead | 31 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #148 | red class ring | 116 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #1802 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #148 | white class ring | 72 |